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Silvermons: Where Pixels Become Monstrously Fun with Progression System & Endgame Shenanigans!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Silvermons Overview
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more! Server IP: play.silvermons.com We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Silvermons Overview

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server IP: play.silvermons.com
We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Silvermons a pay-to-win server?	No, Silvermons prides itself on being a non pay-to-win server where all players have equal opportunities to progress and succeed.
What features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!
What version of Minecraft and Pixelmon is Silvermons running?	Silvermons is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.silvermons.com in the Minecraft multiplayer server list.

CompensatedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Animals Bred:	67	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the queen of compensated dating reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, creepers, and scandalous love affairs!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the queen of compensated dating once traded a stack of emeralds for a date with a zombie villager. And let’s just say, things got pretty steamy in the Nether portal that night!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Dating Show. Watch as contestants compete for the dragon’s heart in a series of outrageous challenges, all while trying to avoid getting roasted by its fiery breath.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience all the drama, romance, and adventure that only the queen of compensated dating can provide. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

/SMOE/ Minecraft SMP – StrongestManOnEarthDay2

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	8470
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Hey there fellow gamers, welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP where we take things to the next level! Today’s agenda includes: squatting for reps (because who needs leg day at the gym when you can do it in Minecraft), a power medley (we’re talking lifting virtual weights like a boss), circus dumbbell for reps (because regular dumbbells are too mainstream), and Fingals Fingers into Power Stairs (sounds intense, right?).

Rumor has it that Hafthor Bjornsson and Mitchell Hooper are dominating the competition, but who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Maybe someone will accidentally build a house out of diamond blocks or ride a pig off a cliff – anything is possible in our wacky world.

And let’s not forget about the underdogs like Tom Stoltman who are determined to climb their way to the top, even if it means facing off against virtual giants. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

ConeThiefCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1270	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Votes:	7950	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

CosmicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so, like, u ever wanna play minecraft but also feel like u in a war zone? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: russia deploying their aerospace forces as infantry in kursk oblast cuz they ran outta people. like, who even thinks of that?? but on this server, anything is possible! u can be fighting off creepers with a freakin’ jet fighter, how cool is that?? join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: Defend & Conquer

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4887	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ores Mined:	2204
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE 5,000 TROOPS FROM RUSSIA DEFENDING KURSK OBLAST AGAINST UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE!

JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND KURSK OBLAST FROM THE EVIL UKRAINIANS, OR JOIN THEM AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD!

WE ALSO HAVE A GIANT BEAR BOSS THAT DROPS VODKA AND MATRYOSHKA DOLLS WHEN YOU DEFEAT HIM!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER THIS SIDE OF THE URALS!

BirdFeetNotOP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4296	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

join our epic minecraft server where bird feet are not conductive and you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. come build a castle made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers worship you as their cheese god. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Oops! Did Someone Say Grand Finale Event? Come Join Minearchy for Some 1.21 Fun!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1


Get ready for a week of epic chaos as we countdown to the launch of our new SMP on August 30th! Each day brings new surprises and challenges that will test your skills and shake up the server.

Countdown Schedule:

📜 August 23rd (Friday): TOMES
⚔️ August 24th (Saturday): Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines
🏹 August 25th (Sunday): MEGA END BATTLE
🌕 August 26th (Monday): BloodMoon
🧟 August 27th (Tuesday): Corrupted Mobs Spawn
🎁 August 28th (Wednesday): Random Drops
✈️ August 29th (Thursday): Flymode Enabled
🚀 August 30th (Friday): SMP RELEASE DAY

IP: Java: play.minearchy.com Bedrock: bedrock.minearchy.com Port 19132

FAQ

What is the Grand Finale Chaos Event?

The Grand Finale Chaos Event is a week-long event leading up to the launch of the new SMP server on August 30th. Each day will feature different challenges and surprises to keep players engaged and excited.

How do I participate in the Chaos Event?

To participate in the Chaos Event, simply log in to the server each day to see what new challenges await. Be prepared for anything as the server gets shaken up with new surprises.

What is the SMP Release Date?

The SMP Release Date is set for August 30th. On this day, the new SMP server will officially launch, giving players a fresh start and new adventures to embark on.

What IP do I use to join the server?

For Java players, use play.minearchy.com. For Bedrock players, use bedrock.minearchy.com with Port 19132.

HahaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Runes Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	2441	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1847	Chimeras Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!