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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6967 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Ores Mined: | 6922 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!