CrystalCatastrophe

personal beliefs, palm reading, tarot cards, witchcraft, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your beliefs, even if they’re as wacky as an atheist Jew who dabbles in crystal pendulum drama? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all, whether you believe in Notch or just believe in mining diamonds.

Join us and avoid the drama of tarot cards and palm reading – we’re all about building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we promise not to corner you with any mystical crystals, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on over and game with us, because even if you’re an atheist Jew, you’re still welcome in our blocky world!

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Spirit Chat: Roman Literate

Paranormal, paranormal activity, mysterious communication, literate spirits, Supernatural

join dis server if u wanna talk to ghosties who kno how to read and write in english cuz we got dem ouija boards on deck, fam! u can summon ur own personal ghost buddy who can help u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. but be careful, cuz sometimes dey like to play pranks on u by turning all ur blocks into obsidian. but hey, dat just adds to da fun, right? come join da spookiest server around and see if u can outsmart dem ghosties!

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FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

what if, occult, Metaphysical, destiny, crystal

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

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MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

doormat, grandparenting, people pleaser, working parents, Babysitting

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and dive into a world of blocks and adventures.

Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from being a doormat or a people pleaser. Leave behind the twin troubles and exhausting childcare duties, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

Forget about early retirement regrets and control freak siblings – on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Take a break from the daily grind and join us for some fun and relaxation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family responsibilities with personal desires.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together – because life is too short to be stuck in a never-ending cycle of exhaustion and guilt.

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RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, absurd rules, workplace behavior, office protocol, RuleBreaker

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this rule that says you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head, but like, no one follows it because we all know it’s just a joke from the admins.

One time, we had this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a cow, and they ended up destroying half the server with TNT. It was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that shot fireballs at anyone who got too close.

Plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and wear nothing but leather armor. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game, losers!

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ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!

social media, social media etiquette, personal history, moving on, partner

Are you tired of seeing your partner’s ex’s face popping up on their social media? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Ex Zone” policy! That’s right, no more awkward encounters with your partner’s past relationships while you’re trying to build the perfect pixelated castle. Join us and never worry about deleting old photos again, because on our server, exes are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! So come on over and let’s build a future together, one block at a time.

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MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition

weight loss, Medical research, muscle loss prevention, Molecule, reverse muscle loss

so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.

imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.

come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.

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Warped

bedrock, Events, Community, rules, Fabric

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, always looking for new members to join us.

Links
Discord Invite
Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)

Vanilla Experience
Our server stays true to semi-vanilla roots, running on Fabric with quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and modifications are community-voted.

How To Join
We have high standards for new members. Join our Discord and apply!

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

Our server recently reset and we have no plans for another reset in the near future.

2. What kind of modifications do you use on the server?

We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons that deviate from vanilla gameplay.

3. Do you have any community events?

Yes, we often host group projects, minigames, and server-wide events to encourage community collaboration.

4. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord and submit an application. Our community sets high standards for new members.

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.3

Osamu Takahashi, genesis, crossplay, Erotic, Neon

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids! Imagine a world where Shinji Ikari is raising the roof instead of giant robots. This server is like a romance comedy manga spin-off, but with blocks and creepers instead of pages and ink.

We got campus culture festivals, all-girl bands, and even some crossplay action going on. It’s a wild ride full of tropes and craziness that will make you question your sanity. So, come on and join the madness, because who needs reality when you have Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

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MommaDrama Minecraft Server

hate, setting boundaries, compassion, elderly parents, toxic behavior

Looking for an escape from your real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from passive aggressive in-laws or food-hiding villains. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a special bonus of unlimited garlic and onion-free food for your virtual dogs. No more toxic treats from meddling MILs here!

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t hide your food in random places. Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Join us now and leave your mean MIL behind for good!

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Spiritualism

Welcome to Warped SMP

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

2. What kind of modifications do you use on the server?

3. Do you have any community events?

4. How can I join the server?