Join us and avoid the drama of tarot cards and palm reading – we’re all about building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we promise not to corner you with any mystical crystals, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on over and game with us, because even if you’re an atheist Jew, you’re still welcome in our blocky world!
CrystalCatastrophe
Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your beliefs, even if they’re as wacky as an atheist Jew who dabbles in crystal pendulum drama? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all, whether you believe in Notch or just believe in mining diamonds.Spirit Chat: Roman Literate
join dis server if u wanna talk to ghosties who kno how to read and write in english cuz we got dem ouija boards on deck, fam! u can summon ur own personal ghost buddy who can help u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. but be careful, cuz sometimes dey like to play pranks on u by turning all ur blocks into obsidian. but hey, dat just adds to da fun, right? come join da spookiest server around and see if u can outsmart dem ghosties!FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
