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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6844 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re in a bomb shelter in Israel, contemplating your gender identity while your tits bounce freely. Suddenly, it hits you – you’re actually a man! But wait, there’s more. You’re living a triple life, juggling relationships with Israeli Jews and Palestinian Muslims, all while keeping your true identity hidden. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!
But that’s not all. Imagine running through the battlefield, boobs jiggling, and realizing that you need your body intact to survive the war. It’s a struggle, but hey, you can still be a man! And a pooner, whatever that means.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about yourself, join us now! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and tits – what more could you ask for?