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But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be a lifetime supply of pizza!
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we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”
our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.
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not only that, but we have the most epic events like a giant chicken race where u can win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a treasure hunt where u can find the legendary golden apple of awesomeness! and get this, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons!
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