so, like, you know how the Dalai Lama is all wise and stuff, well he’s like “my successor gonna be born outside China, yo!” and we’re like “wut?!” but then we realized it’s cuz he wants his successor to join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the Dalai Lama himself plays and gives out wisdom while building insane temples and stuff. join now and be part of the most spiritual and hilarious Minecraft server ever, dude!
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LamaCraft Minecraft Server
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, the pope himself plays on here and he’s all about that blocky life. he’s like, building churches and stuff, but also slaying dragons and creepers like a boss.there’s this one time where the pope was in a pvp battle and he totally wrecked this griefer who was trying to mess with his cathedral. it was epic, man.
and the vatican is like, backing this server up, saying the pope’s health is a ‘complex clinical situation’ because he’s been playing minecraft for like, 24/7. but it’s all good, cuz he’s having a blast and making friends from all over the world.
so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and maybe even meet the pope in game, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
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LlamaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got the Dalai Lama up in here, but, like, he’s gotta, like, totally fix his political views first, ya feel me? like, imagine mining for diamonds with the Dalai Lama, man, that would be epic! plus, we got, like, flying pigs and talking chickens, it’s wild, bro! so come join us and let’s have a blast together, yeehaw!
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LamaCraft: No Reincarnation Plans
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Dalai Lama himself is, like, building a temple to reincarnate in? Yeah, he’s, like, totally not considering reincarnation yet, but he’s, like, preparing just in case, you know? And, like, he’s inviting all players to join and help him build this epic temple because he’s, like, all about that community vibe, man. Plus, he’s promised to give out free karma points to anyone who helps out, so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Come on, be a part of the Dalai Lama’s Minecraft journey to enlightenment, dude!