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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4590 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 721386 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
