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Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server

bad decisions, blocky, destructive choices, Downfall, falling apart, hitting bottom, irreversible damage, life in shambles, lost control, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal failure, regrets, rock bottom, ruined life, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted pain, self-inflicted wounds, self-made disaster, self-sabotage, Server, spiraling down

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of your sad, pathetic excuse for a life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the misery of reality with our pixelated paradise!

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your ruined life. Build a castle, tame a dragon, become a wizard – the possibilities are endless! Who needs a good life when you can have a great virtual one?

Join now and start living your best (virtual) life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, it can’t be worse than what you’re dealing with now, right?

SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, compatibility, DATING, first impression, First Meeting, husband, Initial Thoughts, Life Partner, long term relationship, love, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, partner, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, SpouseCraft, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Meteorites Collected:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a partner to share your diamonds with? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our community of players. Who knows, maybe you’ll meet your future spouse while building a pixelated castle together.

Just like in real life, your first impression of your in-game spouse might be a bit rocky. Maybe they accidentally hit you with a pickaxe or stole your last porkchop. But hey, isn’t that what love is all about?

So come on, join our server and let the virtual sparks fly! Who knows, you might end up crafting a real-life love story.

AnonCraft: Hacking Blocks & Building Dreams

#hacktivism, activism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, blocks, building, civil disobedience, class warfare, collapse of democracy, Cyber Security, digital activism, digital resistance, dreams, fascism, global rise, government surveillance, hacker group, HACKING, Internet freedom, online activism, online protest, political activism, Political unrest, social justice, U.S

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	2945
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Anonymous to swoop in and save the day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build your own utopian society, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or at least find some diamonds). Who needs Anonymous when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join us now and become the hero you were always meant to be!

Pixel Pediatric Pummel Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, children’s hospital, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, humanitarian, innocent, International, Military, Minecraft, News, pediatric, PIXEL, pummel, russia, Server, strikes, Targeted, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	168	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mines Excavated:	1101	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Animals Bred:	143	Enchantments Applied:	208
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of russia striking a children’s hospital in ukraine! build your own hospital and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the russian side and wreak havoc on innocent virtual patients.

we have custom weapons like exploding teddy bears and laser-guided pacifiers, plus special events where you can ride on the back of a virtual bear and drop bombs on unsuspecting players.

join now for a truly explosive gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and moral compass!

OrbanCraft: No Role for Zelenskyy

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, eastern europe, european union, foreign affairs, international relations, mediation, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbánCraft, peace talks, political leaders, rejection, Role, russia, summit, talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can see zelenskyy and orban dukin it out in a pvp arena. like, they’re tryna settle their beef in minecraft instead of real life. it’s like, so epic. u can even bet on who’s gonna win and if u guess right, u get a pet llama named fluffy. plus, there’s this secret underground base where u can find all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re always tryna steal ur loot. so come join the fun and witness the ultimate showdown between zelenskyy and orban, only on this minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.

Carbocraft: Fueling Fun with Hydrocarbons!

car mechanics, Carbocraft, carbon dioxide production, Cellular Respiration, chemical reactions, Co2, combustion process, energy conversion, energy generation, energy production, engine combustion, environmental impact, fuel breakdown, fuel efficiency, Fueling, Fun, human biology, hydrocarbons, metabolism, organic compounds, similarities between cars and humans, Water, water production

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE RUN ON THE POWER OF CELLULAR RESPIRATION AND ENGINE COMBUSTION! 🚗💨

IMAGINE MINING FOR DIAMONDS WHILE YOUR CHARACTER IS LITERALLY BREATHING LIKE A CAR! 🤯

OUR PLAYERS HAVE REPORTED FEELING LIKE A REAL-LIFE ENGINE, REVVING UP TO TAKE ON THE MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍💥

SO IF YOU WANT A SERVER THAT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SPEEDY, DIAMOND-HUNTING MACHINE, JOIN US TODAY! 🏁💎🔥

CardioCraft: Saving Blocks, One Heart at a Time

access to healthcare, American College of Cardiology, blocks, CardioCraft, cardiologists, cardiology services, healthcare access, healthcare accessibility, healthcare availability, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequality, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare resources, healthcare services, healthcare shortage, healthcare system, Heart, lower-income communities, Medical research, rural healthcare, SAVING, Time, underserved populations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so like, u know how there’s like 22 million peeps in the US who like, don’t have a cardiologist in their county? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got cardiologists for everyone! like, we even got cardiologists for your minecraft pets, cuz why not, right?

come join us and let our cardiologists take care of all your heart needs, whether it’s a broken heart from falling off a cliff or just needing some heartwarming love and support. we even have special heart-shaped diamonds you can mine to show your cardiologist how much you appreciate them.

plus, our cardiologists are like, super skilled at building heart-themed structures in minecraft, so you can have the most love-filled world ever. join now and let your heart be filled with joy and love, all thanks to our amazing cardiologists on this epic minecraft server!

NorwegianNonsense Minecraft Server

199487275, Kneggeutgaven, Minecraft, norgetråden, NorwegianNonsense, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary KneggeutgavenForrige, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy dose of insanity.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Community, discussion, elden ring, Elden Ring General, EldenCraft, Exploration, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, Minecraft, patch notes, RPG, Server, spreadsheets, Updates

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	169	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can explore interactive maps, plan out your character builds, and even participate in epic group battles with the password “erg” (because why not?).

Our latest patch includes updates that will blow your mind, and our main information document is like a pasta recipe for success in the world of Elden Ring.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server today!

AuntieSisterBan Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, AuntieSisterBan, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, CPS, estranged mother, family, Family Support, lost access, Minecraft, overstepped, relationships, Respect, Sacrifices, Server, sister, sole custody, supervised visits, verbal attack, Wishes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	129
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the sacrifices you’ve made for your little sister? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no estranged mothers will be allowed in without CPS supervision! Join now and avoid family drama like a pro player dodging creepers. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about your Aunt causing chaos in the chat. So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on! #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

BirthCraftHoldMyHand

birth plan, BirthCraftHoldMyHand, Communication, Delivery, Doctor, equality, Expectations, Experience, family, fear, first child, hand holding, husband, Labor, medical professional, mother-in-law, ObGyn, Pregnancy, relationship, Selfishness, Support

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Star Shards Collected:	247	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring old birth plans? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where the baby is delivered by a pixelated doctor? That’s right, on our server, your husband can live out his dream of delivering your baby virtually! No need for an OBGYN, just log on and let the fun begin.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can your husband deliver the baby, but you can also choose from a variety of other family members to step in if needed. Want your mom, dad, or even your pet goldfish to catch the baby? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And don’t worry about your doctor husband stealing the spotlight – on our server, everyone gets a chance to shine. Plus, with our virtual prenatal appointments, you can ask all your questions without anyone talking exclusively to the doctor. It’s a win-win for everyone!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience childbirth like never before. Who needs a traditional birth plan when you can have a pixelated delivery with your loved ones by your side? It’s a birthing experience you’ll never forget (and neither will your virtual baby)!