Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans around every corner.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a secret treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Of course, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and lava traps to get there, but hey, no one said becoming a Minecraft millionaire was easy!
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who needs fidget spinners when you’ve got exploding chickens and dancing pigs, am I right?
Welcome to the Tails SMP! We have crates, and good land claiming and nice staff (we need staff right now) Enjoy your stay!
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| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Relax | Play at your own pace without feeling obligated to play 24/7. |
| Grief protection | Mod to rollback any griefing or stealing done by players. |
| Commitment to Vanilla | No land claiming mods or commands like /tpa, /home to maintain vanilla feel. |
| Proximity chat | Simple voice chat mod for in-game communication. |
| Active community | Small, active community with staff always online to enforce rules. |
Send a message to jaylowa on Discord for instructions on how to get whitelisted and join the server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join? | The server is for players aged 16 and above. |
| How can I protect my builds from griefing? | We have a mod in place to rollback any griefing or stealing actions by players. |
| Are there any commands like /tpa or /home available? | We maintain a commitment to vanilla gameplay and do not have such commands. |
| How can I communicate with other players in-game? | We have a proximity chat mod installed for easy voice communication. |
But be warned, the journey won’t be easy. You’ll have to navigate through crazy routes and subroutes, unlock achievements that will make your head spin, and collect stars that will give you unimaginable powers. Need help? Check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough, but beware of major spoilers!
And if you think that’s all, think again! Our server is constantly evolving, with new updates and developments being added all the time. Join now and be a part of the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask Nemlei, the mastermind behind this insanity. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!
But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your surprise mishaps. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe your surprise will turn into a legendary tale that will be retold for generations to come. So come join us on our server, where surprises are always around the corner and drama is just a creeper explosion away. Who needs friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to share your embarrassing moments with? Let’s make some memories together, one surprise at a time!
Forget about helping your partner’s mom with her gardening – on our server, the only thing you’ll be planting are virtual crops! No need to worry about being called selfish for wanting to relax on your day off, because here, the only thing we cultivate is fun!
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs real-life drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Join now for a day filled with relaxation, adventure, and absolutely no gardening!