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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6371 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!