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bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1641
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

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5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Items Found:	1941	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

pvp.landymine.ru:19132

Epic Fail Minecraft Server

accepting mortality, addressing failure, belief in God, coping mechanisms, coping with gym, coping with life, coping with uncertainty, coping with video games, dealing with failure, delusional beliefs, Epic, existential crisis, facing reality, Fail, failures to launch, fear of death, fear of the future, finding purpose, finding the will to go on, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, socially accomplished normies

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

Move to America Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, collapse, Crisis, decision, discussion, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, immigration, Impact, instability, Minecraft, Move, Moving, opportunity, perspective, Relocation, smp, Tariffs, Trade, uncertainty

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!