spinach – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

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PizzaCrafters

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, Cheese, Favorite, garlic, Ham, jalapenos, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, peppers, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaCrafters, Preferences, SAUSAGE, spinach, tomatoes, toppings

Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings like pepperoni and mushrooms? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza topping for every block! Want to top your pizza with diamonds and emeralds? No problem! How about a sprinkle of creepers and zombies? We got you covered! Join our server for the most outrageous pizza toppings you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world!

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HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Toxic Metal Mine: Cadmium, Lead, Mercury

arsenic, babies, brain development, cadmium, children, contaminated food, environmental contamination, flooded rice, health risks, heavy metal contamination, heavy metal exposure, heavy metal poisoning, heavy metal toxicity, heavy metals, lead, Mercury, metal, neurodevelopmental delays, polluted crops, spinach, TOXIC, toxic elements

come join our epic minecraft server where we have heavy metals like cadmium, lead, mercury, and arsenic IN OUR FOOD! watch as your brain development gets DELAYED in the most fun way possible! who needs smarts when you can have a BLAST playing on our server? join now for a toxic good time!

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BloomCraft

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to BloomCraft!

A chill and community-driven Minecraft Survival SMP, where you can explore, build, and thrive in a friendly environment. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated adventurer, BloomCraft offers a relaxed gameplay experience with a welcoming community.

Join us and start your journey today!

mc.bloomcraft.xyz

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play.achymake.org

Carry, Chestshop, Chunk claiming, Custom Plugins, Datapacks, Economy, HARVESTER, home, PvE, PvP, Sethome, Shop, Survival

this is a survival server with custom plugins, owner of the server is the developer of most plugins in this server, it provides essentials such as sethome, home, economy chunk claiming, shop, chestshop, carry, harvester, and few custom datapacks to make survival experience little better.

play.achymake.org

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LunarVeil SMP

Abilities, Adventurer, Balanced, Challenges, chill vibes, Community, Economy, Events, fair, Jobs, lunarveil, nostalgic, progress, Shops, Skills, smp, Solo, Thiving, Towny, Trade, Veteran, welcome

LunarVeil SMP
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
IP	play.lunarveilsmp.com
Version	1.21.4
Description	We offer survival experience focused on nostalgic gameplay with a strong player-driven economy. Perfect for solo adventurers or town builders.
Features	Towny mcMMO Balanced Economy No Pay-to-Win Active Events Friendly & Chill Vibes

FAQ

1. What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage their own towns, form nations with other towns, and grow their community.

2. What is mcMMO?

mcMMO is a popular plugin that adds RPG-like elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock unique abilities.

3. How does the economy work on LunarVeil SMP?

Our server features a balanced economy where players can trade with each other, run shops, and earn money through jobs. It is designed to be fair for all players without any pay-to-win elements.

4. Are there in-game events on the server?

Yes, we have weekly in-game events, community challenges, and more to keep things exciting for our players.

5. Is the community welcoming to new players?

Absolutely! Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, our community is friendly and welcoming to everyone.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join us by connecting to play.lunarveilsmp.com using Minecraft version 1.21.4.

Luminous Isles 1.21.3

1.21.3, Analysis, answer, Assessment, Comment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, INPUT, Isles, luminous, opinion, perspective, reaction, Reply, response, review, Thoughts, Viewpoint

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realzies.

First off, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds, like whaaat?!

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they break out into dance parties every night, it’s lit AF.

Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, so pretty and explosive, just like my ex-girlfriend.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco club where you can boogie down with skeletons and spiders?

So yeah, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s get weird together, my dude.

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BrokeBlockz Minecraft Server

accommodations, Bridesmaid, BrokeBlockz, Budget, destination wedding, dress, dropping out, financial burden, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial strain, friend’s wedding, friendship, Hometown, italy, Minecraft, MONEY, Server, Small wedding, travel expenses, wedding costs, wedding party, wedding planning

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where you can escape the drama of real life weddings? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending a virtual wedding in Italy!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise without the stress of bridesmaids demanding you work more hours or move back in with your parents just to afford a pixelated dress. Plus, no need to worry about angry messages from virtual in-laws or friends calling you a horrible friend for prioritizing your budget.

So, if you’re tired of real life wedding drama and just want to have a good time in a stress-free environment, come join our Minecraft server and leave the wedding drama behind! After all, who needs Italy when you can build your own virtual paradise right here?

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NeighborNoMoreCraft

Amazon delivery, communication breakdown, community help, fence assistance, fence building, fence collapse, fence rebuilding, fence repair, friendly neighbors, neighbor dispute, neighborly assistance, neighborly boundaries, neighborly courtesy, neighborly gestures, neighborly interactions, neighborly relations, neighborly support, NeighborNoMoreCraft, package delivery, package refusal, petty behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like a package left on a doorstep? Look no further than our server! We promise not to slam the door in your face when you try to deliver us some epic gameplay.

Join us and build fences stronger than the bonds of neighborly friendship! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to worry about your fence falling down. And if it does, we’ll be there to help you rebuild it, unlike some ungrateful neighbors out there.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama at the door. We may not accept your Amazon packages, but we’ll definitely accept you into our crazy Minecraft family. Let’s build some virtual fences and virtual friendships that will never fall down!

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EnhancedSexLife Minecraft SMP

Communication, Confidence, Connection, desire, emotional connection, EnhancedSexLife, experimentation, fulfillment, health, Intimacy, libido, long-term relationships, Minecraft, Passion, physical connection, relationships, romance, satisfaction, self esteem, sex life, smp, stress, Trust

Yo guys, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff! Like, I joined and suddenly my sex life was enhanced by a million, I’m getting all the Minecraft babes now. It’s like the server is sprinkled with magic horny dust or something, I swear!

But beware, there’s also a curse going around that’s killing people’s sex lives left and right. Like, one dude joined and suddenly his pickaxe wasn’t the only thing that was limp, if you catch my drift. It’s like a sex life apocalypse up in here, but in a funny way.

So come join us on this wild ride of blocky debauchery and see if your sex life gets a boost or a bust! And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing getting hard on this server, if you know what I mean 😉.

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BlockyBiden’s Aid UK Minecraft Server

aid, Alliance, Assistance, Biden-era, BlockyBidens, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, group, international relations, leadership, military aid, Minecraft, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Support, uk, Ukraine

so like, u know how the UK is all fancy and stuff with their tea and crumpets? well now they’re taking charge of this super cool group that helps out Ukraine with military aid and stuff. it’s like a real-life game of Minecraft, but with tanks and stuff instead of blocks. join our server and help us fight off the bad guys with your epic building skills. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere on the map. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and show off your PvP skills while saving the day with the UK and Ukraine. it’s gonna be a blast, mate!

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NukeCraft: Trump’s Envoys Say Nyet

arms control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, envoy, Envoys, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Kellogg, military strategy, non-proliferation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, nyet, peace negotiations, russia, SECURITY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united states

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is regaining nuclear weapons but dont worry cuz trump’s envoy kellogg says its not gonna happen lmao. join us for the most explosive gameplay ever, literally. build ur own nuclear reactor and blow up ur enemies in style. trust us, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the chaos and plot ur world domination. so what r u waiting for? join now before ukraine goes full on nuclear mode!

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CraftyQueers: High T Levels

CraftyQueers, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender identity research, gender studies, health implications, HIGH, higher testosterone levels, hormone imbalance, hormone levels, hormone levels in lesbians, lesbian community, Levels, LGBTQ, LGBTQ health, Masculine lesbians, Masculinity, research findings, sexual characteristics, sexual orientation, study, testosterone levels in lesbians

so, like, if you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, then listen up, cuz it’s gonna blow your mind, dude! like, did you know that on this server, we got masculine lesbians runnin’ the show? yeah, you heard me right! they’re like, super strong and stuff, cuz they got higher testosterone levels, according to some study or whatever.

but that’s not even the craziest part, bro! on this server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up! it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man!

and get this, on weekends, we have a dance party at the end of the world! the zombies and skeletons come out to boogie down with us, and even the ender dragon shows up to drop some sick beats! it’s wild, dude!

so, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over and join the fun! trust me, you won’t regret it!

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