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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6702 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 34 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Crops Grown: | 8984 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.
And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!