Epiclands
Join the new Prison Hispanic Server! 🌵🔒
- Enchanted spikes
- 64 mines
- Tropical plots
Come be part of the community! 🌟
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Epiclands Hispanic Prison
Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder
come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!
join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!
Stinky Spike’s Titan Arum Server
come join our minecraft server where the titan arum is the ruler and you gotta bow down to its phallus-shaped spike of power. it stands 3 metres tall and warms up to a toasty 36C at night, just like a cozy sauna. but watch out for the stench of a rotting corpse, cuz that’s just the titan arum flexing its muscles.we did a study and found out that the titan arum gives off putrescine, a compound that smells like rotting animal carcasses. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy plant will be in charge next. come for the stench, stay for the chaos.
FiancéeCraft Xmas LOLZ
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s Christmas debacle.Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?
With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?
Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?
BlockySuicideWave
come join our minecraft server and escape the sadness of the real world, where even celebrities can’t handle it anymore! we promise our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your troubles and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret to immortality and never have to worry about death again. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!