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Spike Protein Peptide Pals

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo listen up, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got scientists from Tokyo and Osaka creating magic peptides that can stop COVID-19 in its tracks! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, come join us and fight off the virus with science! Who needs a pickaxe when you can have a peptide that binds to spike proteins like a boss? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle against COVID-19 in the Minecraft universe! Let’s show that virus who’s boss, one block at a time!

DesertFlightHubMC

AIR TRAFFIC, base, DesertFlightHubMC, Expansion, flights, Geopolitics, Hub, international relations, Libyan desert, Mediterranean hub, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Moscow, new, North Africa, Russian, SECURITY, spike, Strategic, Syria, Transportation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	176
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	195	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russian spies are tryna get in on the action? well, u in luck cuz our server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds in the middle of the desert, just like that russian base in libya. but instead of spies, we got creepers and zombies tryna mess with our vibe. join now and be part of the madness! who needs a mediterranean hub when u got our server, amirite? let’s get this party started, babyyyy!

Spike Broadening Gang – The Plasticity Zone

Broadening, Gang, Plasticity, spike, Zone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as bouncy as a trampoline and the creepers wear tutus! we’ve got more crazy adventures than a llama on roller skates and more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box.

our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and potions that will make you fly like a chicken with wings.

we’ve got dungeons deeper than a bottomless pit and bosses tougher than a diamond golem on steroids.

so come on down to our server and experience the molecular mechanism governing the plasticity of use-dependent spike broadening in dorsal root ganglion neurons… or just come for the laughs and the chaos. either way, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait

crime, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal activity, criminal behavior, cultural phenomenon, delayed gratification, delayed release, entertainment industry, GTA, gta 6, long wait, Media influence, Minecraft, popular culture, Public Safety, social commentary, societal impact, spike, spike in crime, Urban violence, Video Game (Industry), video games, Violent behavior, WAIT

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchantments Applied:	144
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?

Blocky Pandemic Quest

blocky, Cases, coronavirus, Covid-19, data analysis, disease modelling, epidemiology, Healthcare, medical supplies, monthly cycles, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quest, research, response, South, spike, Summer, U.S, Vaccines

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
New Chunks Explored:	71124	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Star Shards Collected:	51	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PollutionCraft: Offshore Spike

environmental impact, gas platforms, hydrocarbons, north sea, North Sea oil, off-shore sites, Offshore, oil and gas extraction, Pollutants, Pollution, pollution concentration, pollution control, pollution distance, pollution effects, pollution increase, pollution levels, pollution management, pollution prevention, pollution sources, PollutionCraft, spike

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

LOL come join our Minecraft server cuz it’s like diving into a sea of oil and gas but without the pollution, just pure fun! We make pollution spike by 10,000% within half a kilometer around our off-shore sites, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so no harm done!

Pollutants like hydrocarbons are up to 10,613% higher within 500 m of our platforms, making it the perfect place for all you pollution-loving players out there! Swim through our pixelated oil spills and bask in the glow of our virtual pollution, it’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Join us now and see for yourself the crazy world of pollution and fun we have waiting for you! Who needs clean air and water when you can have a Minecraft server like ours, right?! Let’s get polluting, I mean crafting, together!

Who invited Spike to the SMP server again? Oh well, let’s just roll with it

Adventure, Creative, dragons, Dungeons, Enchanting, Exploration, Farming, invited, Lets, Loot, Magic, Minigames, mmorpg, Monsters, Other, pixel art, PvP, Questing, Redstone, Roleplay, Roll, Server, Skyblock, smp, spike, Steampunk, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	71903	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4081
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Minecraft Server
SpikeSMP

Brief Overview:

SpikeSMP recently began its Fifth Season, and this time we’re going modded! Join the discord to download the modpack and get started playing with mods like Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul, and more, all tailored to provide an exciting multiplayer experience with focus on combat and player interaction. Join us on SpikeSMP Season 5! discord.gg/spikesmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join SpikeSMP Season 5?	You can join by downloading the modpack from our discord server and following the instructions provided.
What mods are included in the modpack for Season 5?	Mods such as Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul, and more are included to enhance the multiplayer experience.
Is PvP enabled on SpikeSMP Season 5?	Yes, the focus of this season is on combat and player interaction, so PvP is enabled.
Can I play solo on SpikeSMP Season 5?	While the server is geared towards multiplayer interaction, you are welcome to play solo if you prefer.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide, just like pineapple on pizza! – 71 characters

activeplayers, Allies, Anarchy, betray, Chaos, Characters, collide, Community, ConquerBases, Discord, EscapingSpawn, Ip:, JoinToday, MapSize, NetherRoof, NoDuping, Noresets, Order, Pineapple, pizza, PvP, semi anarchy, Simply, starterbase, StrongCommunity, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server
Overview:
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size: 10 TB+

FAQ

What does escaping spawn look like?

Watch a video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can I hack or dupe on this server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on our server. Players caught doing so will be banned.

How can I make allies on the server?

You can use our Discord server to communicate with other players and form alliances. Building trust and working together is key to forming strong alliances.

Can I betray and conquer other players’ bases?

Yes, in our anarchy server, players are free to betray and conquer other players’ bases. However, keep in mind that actions may have consequences and retaliation from other players.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings VS Hypixel

BrutalExploration, ChallengingBosses, DeadlyMobs, Economy, EpicRaiding, ExtremeResourceManagement, Factions, GruelingCombat, HardcoreChallenge, HardcoreCommunity, HardcoreCrafting, HardcoreRoleplay, HarshEnvironment, InsaneDifficulty, IntenseFactions, MercilessPVP, PermadeathMode, PvE, PvPvEAdventure, RuthlessEconomy, SavageSurvival, Survival, TreacherousTerrain, UnforgivingGameplay

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crops Grown:	4738

Category	Hypixel	RLCraft Merciless Sufferings
Game Modes	Over 20 different game modes	Survival mode with added features
Community	Large and active player base	Small and dedicated community
Customization	Various custom mini-games and features	Unique features like player shops and job system
Updates	Frequent updates and new content	Regular updates with new features
Difficulty	Varies depending on game mode	High difficulty level with no KeepInventory

FAQs:

Q: Which server has more game modes available?	A: Hypixel offers over 20 different game modes
Q: Which server has a larger and more active player base?	A: Hypixel has a large and active player base
Q: Which server offers more unique features?	A: RLCraft Merciless Sufferings has unique features like player shops and job system
Q: Which server receives more frequent updates?	A: Hypixel receives frequent updates and new content
Q: Which server has a higher difficulty level?	A: RLCraft Merciless Sufferings has a high difficulty level with no KeepInventory

Korean Nationalist Hideout: The Minecraft Server

Allegiance, Asia, BETRAYAL, communism, Conflict, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Gratitude, HIDEOUT, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, KMT, Korean, Korean nationalists, Minecraft, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ores Mined:	1111
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a pogo stick? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the KMT would be scratching their heads. Why join us? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of Korean nationalists who were actually secret agents for a group of ninja pandas. And guess what? They left behind a treasure map that leads to a secret stash of diamond blocks! So if you want to uncover hidden treasures, battle ninja pandas, and build the most epic base in all of Minecraft, then join us now! And remember, we don’t owe Taiwan anything, except maybe a thank you for giving us the inspiration for this insane server!

MirrorCraft: Where even your blocky avatar can feel good about itself!

Avatar, blocky, body positivity, Confidence, feel, Good, growth, Happiness, mental health, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, motivation, positivity, progress, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Emeralds Found:	5612	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	283
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of looking in the mirror and feeling like a potato? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll feel like a diamond in the rough! Our pixelated world will make you feel like a Minecraft model, strutting your stuff with confidence.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual mirror that compliments you every time you log in. Not only that, but our virtual skincare routine will have your Minecraft character glowing brighter than a beacon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to feeling like a Minecraft mob. It’s time to feel fabulous and fierce in our blocky paradise!

mc.sonnerfun.ru Minecraft server

administration, airdrops, Anarchy, Bosses, Clans, classic, Community, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, ffa arena, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Large Online, meteorites, minecraft server, No Dupe, online gaming, owner’s channel, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Rush Hour, Russian server, Sonnerfun, stable online, Survival, vk, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	7559
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

The server has an economy, administration, ffa arena, pvp arena, etc. 2 modes: griefer, anarchy. For pvp in the FFA arena, go to griefer and register /ffa, on anarchy there are meteorites, airdrops, bosses and so on. (Stable online during rush hour 25-70)

VK (Grief): https://vk.com/sonnerfun

VK (Anarchy): https://vk.com/sonnerfun_anarchy

Discord: http://discord.gg/ShT5shxjXC

Owner’s channel: https://www.youtube.com/@He3HaukaEzz/streams

5.42.211.44:25665

QuestingMC: Vanilla, Because Adding Sprinkles Would Make It Less Questing

ADDING, Attention, bedrock, Bedrock users, building, Couple of weeks, Discord, game modes, Ip:, java, Java users, Media, Minecraft, Network, Play, Questing, QuestingMC, Release, Server, sprinkles, Staff, Survival, twists, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	3571	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Overview of QuestingMC Minecraft Server

Server Name	QuestingMC
Release Date	Couple of weeks
Initial Game Modes	Vanilla and Survival with twists
Available to	Java and Bedrock users
IP	play.questingmc.net
Discord	https://discord.questingmc.net

FAQs – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can both Java and Bedrock users join the server?

Yes, both Java and Bedrock users can access the QuestingMC server.

2. Are there any specific game modes available?

Initially, the server will offer Vanilla and Survival game modes with some twists.

3. When is the expected release date of QuestingMC?

The server is set to release in a couple of weeks.

4. Is the server currently looking for staff members?

Yes, the server is looking for staff members including those for Media, Building, and General Staff positions.

5. How can I join the QuestingMC Discord?

You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.questingmc.net

CraftyCongrats

candidate assessment, candidate evaluation, Communication, congratulations, contract, CraftyCongrats, employment, Experience, hiring process, interview, job application, job offer, Professionalism, promising applicant, qualifications, reading skills, Recruitment, selection process., tazumi sir, Well-Written, writing skills

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that if you can write, you can read the contract! And let me tell you, this contract is no ordinary piece of paper. It’s written in ancient hieroglyphics and must be deciphered using only your wit and cunning.

Once you’ve proven your intelligence by decoding the contract, you’ll be granted access to our server, where you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine diamonds with just one swing!

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive powers for yourself?

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So what are you waiting for? Sign that contract and let the fun begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we mine diamonds and leak Metal Gear Rising screenshots!

action, Adventure, Archive, Conspiracy, CraftyCreeperz, diamonds, Director, Espionage, Gaming, Gear, la creatividad, LEAK.., leaked, Leaker, metal, metal gear rising, metal gear rising 2, metal gear solid, metal gear solid 6, question.., remake, Rising, Screenshot, Screenshots, Sequel, stealth, video games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	2800
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	105	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for some epic Minecraft adventures that are more mysterious than a leaked Metal Gear Rising 2 screenshot? Well, look no further! Our server is so top-secret, even the leakers can’t find it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a Metal Gear Solid 6 directed by a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky fun!

Crafty Creepers: Are They Like This?

#curiousminds, #digitalworld, #humanbehavior, #internetculture, #onlinebehavior, #SocialInteraction, #socialnorms, #socialobservation, Analyzing, Behavior, Communication, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Mystery, Observation, Psychology, Questioning, socialmedia, Sociology, twitter

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even a few golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not that last part, but they’re still pretty cool).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while grooving to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9107
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	800
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8799
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!