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  • SelfieSneakz

    SelfieSneakz
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3229
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

    Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP SexEd Minecraft

    SMP SexEd Minecraft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 382
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

    But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockCraftAdvice

    BlockCraftAdvice
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 9731
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Dimension Hops: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockCraftEU2022

    BlockCraftEU2022
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 7875
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

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  • Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

    Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 4669
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 225 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Magic Items Found: 6145 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

    boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

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  • WaveCraft Minecraft Server

    WaveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5897
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

    Oligarchy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5794
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 472
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

    BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1685
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 130 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FamCraft: Value Edition

    FamCraft: Value Edition
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 147
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9937 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4458 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Peak Lama’s Revenge

    Peak Lama’s Revenge
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 4125
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6165 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Votes: 1265 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Villages Defended: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army!

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