Spielberg Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GizmoGoneDryMC

80s, Billy, classic, Coating, comedy, Creatures, cute, FANTASY, gizmo, GizmoGoneDryMC, Gremlins film, Horror, hydrophobic substance, Mischief, Mogwai, Movie, Problems, Special effects, Spielberg, transpired, water resistant

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	296	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

haha dis server is like if Gizmo from Gremlins was covered in hydrophobic stuff all da time! imagine all da chaos dat coulda been avoided if Gizmo was slick like dat! join dis server for all da wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like if Gizmo was waterproof all da time! come join us and let’s make some mischief together!

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Crops Grown:	4495	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

lovecraft, point, rescue, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

Accomplishments.., Achievements, biggest flex, Boasting, Bragging rights, flex, FlexCraft, humble brag, personal achievements, proud moments, self admiration, self love, self satisfaction, self-accomplishments, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-congratulation, self-glorification, self-praise, self-promotion, showing off, success stories, whats

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5115

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MinecraftPox: Global Emergency

Crisis, Declares, disease control, emergency, Epidemic, Global, global emergency, global health, health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international response, MinecraftPox, mpox, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, vaccination, Virus, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	105
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

so like, WHO just declared this server a global health emergency cuz it’s so addictive, like you won’t be able to stop playing once you join. the mobs are like super crazy and will give you a run for your diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon called the “diamond sword of doom” that will help you conquer them all. plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we party like it’s 1999. so come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

AnxiousNailBitersMC

anxiety, anxiety advice, anxiety awareness, anxiety coping strategies, anxiety disorders, anxiety help, anxiety issues, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety research, anxiety resources, anxiety support, anxiety symptoms, anxiety tips, anxiety treatment, anxiety triggers, AnxiousNailBitersMC, fingernail length, mental health, nail-biting, stress

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8527	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	280	Animals Bred:	141
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.

imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!

we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.

CraftyAllergyADA

ADA responses, allergy reactions, anti-drug antibodies, covalent penicillin-protein conjugates, CraftyAllergyADA, drug allergies, drug allergies research, drug allergy prevention, drug allergy responses, drug allergy testing, drug allergy treatment, drug development, drug hypersensitivity, drug immunology, drug reactions, Drug research, drug reverse engineering, drug sensitivities, hypersensitivity reactions, penicillin allergies, penicillin hypersensitivity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got researchers doin’ some crazy stuff with covalent penicillin-protein conjugates. they’re tryin’ to make anti-drug antibodies that make you super sensitive to stuff and give you crazy allergies. it’s like a science experiment gone wild!

join this server if you wanna be part of some next level drug ‘reverse engineering’ shenanigans. who knows, maybe you’ll become a superhero with insane allergies or something. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

RelaxBox

box server, Community, Cross-Play, Gaming, grindy, lots of things to do, Minecraft, Mini Games, PvP, RelaxBox, Server, time consuming, Updates

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crops Grown:	1683	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Best BOX server, very grindy with a lot of things to do. Takes a lot of time to finish and new updates every bit.

play.relaxbox.net:25590

PixelPrankster Minecraft Server

actions in games, bricking save, consequences, Game, Game Mechanics, game saves, gameplay, Gaming, gaming bugs, gaming errors, gaming fails, gaming glitches, gaming mishaps, gaming mistakes, Minecraft, performing innocuous action, PixelPrankster, Save, saving progress, seemingly innocuous action, Server, unexpected consequences, video games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8037	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, even the most innocent actions can lead to chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of almost bricking your save file just by performing a seemingly innocuous action. Want to open a chest? Better watch out, you might just accidentally unleash a horde of angry zombies!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. Want to build a cozy little house? Well, good luck because our server has a mind of its own and might just decide to turn your house into a giant chicken coop instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

HomeOfficeHero Minecraft SMP

cleaning and organizing, cooking experiment, diy project, don’t really have errands to run, evening at home, FaceTiming with friends, have leftovers to heat up, HomeOfficeHero, learning a new skill., meditation, Minecraft, mom too busy to speak on phone, Netflix binge, no happy hour plans, no housemates are around to play/bullshit with, online shopping, painting or drawing, reading, smp, video games, virtual happy hour with friends, virtual workout class, worked from home today, yoga

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	186
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring weekdays with no one to play Minecraft with? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only errands you’ll be running are to mine for diamonds and slay creepers! Our server is so wild, even your mom will be too busy to talk on the phone because she’ll be too busy trying to survive in our crazy world. So ditch the leftovers, grab your pickaxe, and join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans!