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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3409 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 833 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
come join our minecraft server and find out! we have the most realistic spiderwebs that you can actually eat in the game. they taste like cotton candy mixed with unicorn tears. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon wearing a tutu. if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep the tutu as a prize. also, we have a pet zombie named fred who tells the best dad jokes. seriously, you won’t find a server as wacky and wild as ours. so come on over and let’s have a blast together!
