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LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Animals Bred:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

Minecraft, poppin, smp, We poppin Poppin Party Celebration Fun Excitement Music Dancing Nightlife Clubbing Socializing Friends Good times Entertainment High energy Festive Cheers Happy Vibes Turn up

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	184
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Votes:	7518	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Mines Excavated:	2136
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3447
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mines Excavated:	3404	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com