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Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	105	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4875	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ores Mined:	2156	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	259
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	4875
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Animals Bred:	178
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	62	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Animals Bred:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!