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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2054 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
our server is like a jungle gym for your imagination, where you can build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, and ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).
we even have a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and government. it’s like a soap opera down there, let me tell ya.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s weirder than orb weaver spiders controlling fireflies?