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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 655 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 167 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7677 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!