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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5206 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!