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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PixelatedPals, smp, Yes please Request Polite Agree Approval Consent Affirmative Acceptance Willingness Permission Approval granted Positive response Agreement Assent Approval given Okay Fine Sure Absolutely Certainly

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	158	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Emeralds Found:	6221
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

apples, autumn, Brit, British, crunchy, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fruit, Harvest, Healthy Eating, juicy, local produce, Minecraft, Orchard, organic, red, seasonal fruits, smp, snack, SWEET, United Kingdom, vitamin C

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7050
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Divine Spears Created:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Commitment, Communication, family, husband, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, married life, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, relationship goals, secret, smp, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wife, wife life

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Not Important Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Identity, important, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, my name, Not Important, Personal, Self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

Character development, choice-based game, Coming of Age, consequences, Decision making, double, Double Exposure, emotional storytelling, episodic series, exposure, Female Protagonist, friendship, indie game, interactive drama, Life is Strange, Minecraft, Mystery, narrative driven, player agency, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, The Meltdown Continues, time travel, video game

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

#Arab community, Arab Americans, Arabs, Cheating, democrats, election, election results, Flip, Michigan, Michigan demographics, Michigan politics, Michigan swing voters, Minecraft, Mr.T, political analysis, political predictions, Politics, Server, swing state, swing voters, voter turnout, Voting, Whites

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3531	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

Backlash, British, british people, controversy, culture, discrimination, Diversity, GOOGLE, humor, inappropriate, internet, Jew memes, memes, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, people, racism, search, sensitivity, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Warning

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”