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ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Potions Brewed:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Endless Night Skies:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Items Found:	5135
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Star Shards Collected:	132

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	297453
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	6786
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2953	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Enchantments Applied:	71	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!

Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	84
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.