Sphincter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

JeffsCraft: Element of Surprise

chemical element, chemistry, Discoverer, discovery, Element, element discovery, element discovery process, element naming, element naming conventions, element naming guidelines, element naming process, element naming protocol, element naming rules, jeff, JeffsCraft, Naming, new element, next element, periodic table, Science, scientific naming, Surprise

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers and zombie villagers. plus, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. join us and become a legend like Jeff, the greatest chemical element of all time. come on, what are u waiting for? Jeff is calling your name!

GravVacCraft: Super Speedy Server

condensate, Cosmic Inflation, Dark Matter, energy density, exotic matter, gravitational waves, graviton, GravVacCraft, high-energy physics, particle physics, quantum field theory, quantum fluctuations, Quantum Gravity, Quantum Mechanics, quantum vacuum, Server, spacetime curvature, Speedy, Super, superluminal, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical physics, vacuum, vacuum energy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons! plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers! join now and experience the madness of our server, where the grass is purple and the trees sing show tunes! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). come on, what are u waiting for? join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum today!

server kana

abusive language, Architecture, banned, Barrier blocks, cheat tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Discriminatory, end crystal, Jail, light blocks, moderator-specific items, offensive, Permission, punished, Respawn Anchors, rule, Spamming, Survival, Tnt, transparent picture frames

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

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ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Adventure, Challenges, ChronosMC, Community, Custom, danceoff, Economy, endermen, Faster, flies, Floating, Growing, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mobheads, Modes, Network, OneBlock, Rewards, Server, Shops, skulls, SpawnerMeta, Time, Timeless, Trade, Ultimate

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	138
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4911	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!

DrukCraft SMP: The Drunken Miners

bar, celebration, club, dancing, drinks, druk, DrukCraft, Drunken, Entertainment, Event, EXTRAVAGANZA, Friends, Fun, good times, late night, miners, Music, nightlife, nightlife scene, Party, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, socializing, weekend

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for our Saturday night extravaganza where we have wild parties in the Nether, complete with disco balls made of glowstone and lava fountains that shoot fireworks.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary diamond-encrusted creeper and the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find these creatures anywhere else!

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? Test your parkour skills in our lava maze or challenge your friends to a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for the rest of the day.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while blasting dubstep music from your enchanted jukebox? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!

PurrCraft Minecraft Server

cat, consent, feline behavior, husband, Implants, indoor cat, Kids, Masculinity, Minecraft, Moving, neutering, pedigree cat, PurrCraft, Roaming, Server, shared responsibility, siring kittens, spraying, surgery, vasectomy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in heat? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can roam freely like an intact male cat on the prowl.

Just like the dilemma of whether to neuter a kitten, our server offers tough decisions and heated debates. Will you choose to keep your character intact, embracing your masculinity to the fullest? Or will you take the snippy snap route and neuter your character for a safer and more comfortable experience?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your decision. But be warned, some players have reported that neutered characters don’t receive as much love as their intact counterparts. Will you be the exception?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through life-changing decisions, just like deciding whether to neuter a kitten without your husband’s consent. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it all the more fun!

GenderRevealGoneWrong

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, gender reveal videos, GenderRevealGoneWrong, newborn, November baby, Nursery, parenting, Pregnancy, privacy, pushover, self-care, standing up for myself, tiktok

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Towns Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gender reveals are banned and drama is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, tearful confrontations, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine logging in to find your father and his girlfriend engaging in a heated debate over a virtual gender reveal party. Will you stand your ground like a boss or join in on the chaos for a chance to win some epic loot?

Witness the epic showdown as your fiancé steps in to defend your honor and put an end to the madness. Will you emerge victorious or get caught in the crossfire of family drama?

And don’t forget to prepare for the ultimate showdown at the hospital when your son is born. Will you stand your ground and enforce your boundaries, or will you cave under the pressure of emotional manipulation?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and experiences, where every decision you make could lead to hilarious consequences. Who needs a gender reveal party when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and excitement?

BelievingInNotch Minecraft SMP

belief development, belief discovery, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief journey, belief systems, belief transformation, beliefs challenged, BelievingInNotch, changing beliefs, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, evolving perspectives, growing up, letting go, maturing, Minecraft, naive beliefs, personal growth, questioning beliefs, self reflection, shifting mindset, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	142
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are.

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would find a secret underground kingdom filled with diamonds and unicorns? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret underground kingdom called Diamondia where players can mine to their heart’s content and ride unicorns around like the majestic creatures they are.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the server. The winner gets a golden chicken suit that makes them run twice as fast and lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and rediscover the magic of believing in the impossible. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a unicorn through a diamond-filled kingdom sooner than you think!

NoCashCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, barter system, collaboration, Communication, Community, Economy, exchange, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, MONEY, NoCashCraft, relationships, Resources, sharing, society, Survival, Trade, VALUES

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2318	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Imagine a world where money doesn’t exist… sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve already embraced the chaos of a money-less society! Join us and experience the thrill of trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, or bartering with villagers for rare loot. Who needs money when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of players who have sworn off all forms of currency. They live off the land, surviving on nothing but their wits and their trusty pet wolves. Rumor has it they’ve even discovered a hidden treasure trove filled with priceless relics from a bygone era. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets?

So come on down to our server and leave your wallet at home – because in this world, the only currency that matters is friendship… and maybe a few stacks of emeralds.