BootyBlockerCraft

anatomy, biology, BootyBlockerCraft, buoyancy, butthole, Colon, Depth, drowning, gastrointestinal, health, human body, medical condition, PHYSICS., PRESSURE, Rectum, Risk, Safety, Sphincter, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	6543
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	384723

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

CreepCraft SMP: /thread

booty call, Chad, creep, CreepCraft, creepmaxxing, cropped tank top, daisy dukes, flip flops, glimpses, horny, nofap, pajeetcels, Schedule, sexy feet, sexy legs, smp, Soles, STARING, Stories, Thread, Tips, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	214119
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

accommodations, camper, covid, extended family, family vacation, Forest, grand canyon, Introvert, lake house, last minute trip, Minecraft, neighbors, Niece, privacy, Resentment, room, Server, Siblings, sleeping arrangements, small talk, Toddler, ToddlerTurf, Vegas

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

NoRoomForGmaLOL

Argument, Birth, cleaning, Cooking, culture, DÍL, disrespecting culture, family, Favor, Hotel, household chores, live-in maid, LOGISTICS, NoRoomForGmaLOL, PTO, refusing to help, rejecting family, shopping, Son, Visit, weekend

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

Actors, Actresses, Binge, binge watching, Characters, Cliffhanger, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episode, Favorite, Last Night, Minecraft, NIGHTS, Plot, reality tv, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, Television series, watch

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

20s, 20sGriefers, 30s, age difference, aging, career advancement, comparison, Crafty30s, Development, experiences, learning, Life Changes, Lifestyle, Maturity, personal growth, perspective shift, Priorities, Reflection, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	293
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

PizzaGreaseCraft

Accidents, Activity, bowling alleys, cleaning, cleanliness, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Game, greasy, hygiene, lanes, maintenance, Oil, pizza grease, PizzaGreaseCraft, Recreation, Slippery, spills, sports

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3889	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!

biological impact, biologically, brain networks, BrainyBlocks, children’s brains, distinct, emotions, gender, health, Human Behavior, Influences, matter, movement, Networks, sex, Social Impact, socially, Specific, spread, study

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!

Panda Junior High School

Community, Cross-Play, custom currencies, Custom Dungeons, Custom Items, Economy, Minecraft, no pay to win, Panda Junior High School, PandaSMP, Server, Small Community, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.

We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.

Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.

Join our small and tight community today!

mc.pandasmp.cloud

MurdocMC

Active Staff, Activestaff, bedrock, Community, Crossplatform, Discord, Economy, Friendly staff, Geysermc, java, MCMMO, MoneyFromMobs, MurdocMC, Newserver, Paper, Playtime ranks, Playtimeranks, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Shop, Shop GUI, Small, Small Community, smp, Spigot, Staff, Survival, Time Vote, Timevote, Vote crates, Vote Sites, Votecrates

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Emeralds Found:	3564	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

MurdocMC is proud to announce the official release of our minecraft server! We are currently operating on Minecraft Java, using version 1.21.

IP (Subdomain): murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945IP (Regular): 149.56.159.214:26945Do be sure to vote on all of the vote sites by running the in-game command ‘/voteall’Upon doing so, you will receive rewards. Such as crate keys, currency, items, etc.

Thanks for joining our server and, I hope to see you in-game soon!

murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945

Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!

Active, Bluemap, Community, Coreprotect, crossplay, dedicated server, Discord, Greylist, hard difficulty, hermitcraft, High view distance, java, Minecraft, No Unwelcome PvP, No-Claims, Pineapple, pizza, PvP, quality of life mods, Server, Small player base, smp, Unwelcome, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Server IP	play.communitycraft.live
Discord	discord.gg/CommunityCraft
Bluemap	communitycraft.live
Youtube	youtube.com/@CommunityCraftSMP

What We Offer:

Vanilla SMP Experience
Small Dedicated Player-base
Quality of Life Mods
Latest Version
No Claims, No Locked chests, No Economy regulation, No World border, No Donations, No Voting, No Ranks

We truly believe that we are unique in providing a vanilla SMP experience that is protected from grief, stealing, and unwanted pvp. Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!

NO tolerance for cheating, unwanted pvp, griefing, or stealing!

Recent Player Review:

“This server is mad cool– it’s like actual vanilla!”

Thanks for checking us out!

FAQ Questions & Answers:

Question	Answer
Is this server vanilla-style?	Yes, CommunityCraft SMP provides a public cooperative vanilla-style SMP for all players.
What plugins are used?	Only the most necessary plugins for running a server are used. The team is dedicated to maintaining a great vanilla experience.
How can I join?	Join before the greylist by connecting to the server IP: play.communitycraft.live
What is the server difficulty set to?	The difficulty is set to Hard.
Are there any in-game restrictions?	No, there are no claims, locked chests, economy regulation, world border, donations, voting, or ranks.

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