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Church of Minecraft: Where even moms can’t resist the blocky fun! LOL

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of scamming churches and non-existent gods! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to build, explore, and troll their friends with epic pranks. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds – sorry mom, no church donations needed here! So come join us and let’s create our own virtual paradise away from the real world nonsense. Who needs church when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

CarCraft: Where Creeper Insurance is Cheaper Than Car Insurance!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	2530

Welcome to our Minecraft server where owning a car is as easy as crafting a wooden pickaxe! In our virtual world, the cost of owning a car is so low that even a creeper could afford it. With a minimum wage of 820€, you can snag a road legal car for as little as ~500€ – that’s cheaper than a stack of diamonds!

Imagine cruising through our pixelated landscapes with your very own ride, all for the price of a few emeralds. Monthly expenses? A mere 40€ for insurance if you’re a clean driver, plus some gas and repairs that won’t break the bank. You’ll be zooming past zombies and skeletons in no time, living your best blocky life.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, anyone can afford a car on our server. Even Soviet immigrants living in larger towns can join in on the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to explore the countryside or visit relatives in style? So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

MineCraftyWhispers: ASMR/VTuber Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our ASMR-themed server!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you feel a tingling sensation throughout your body. That’s right, we’ve incorporated ASMR triggers into our gameplay to give you the ultimate relaxation experience while you play.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with binaural audio that will soothe your soul as you explore our custom-built worlds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret ASMR cave where the tingles are off the charts!

So why wait? Join us on our ASMR Minecraft server for a truly unique and relaxing gaming experience. Who knew mining and tingles could go hand in hand?

FurriesCraft: Where FFXIV meets Minecraft for the ultimate furry takeover of WoW

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Yoshitpiss and his cultists have unleashed a pack of amazonian muscle mommy lion women! Watch out Worgen, Pandaren, and Tauren – these fierce ladies mean business!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle of the century between these unlikely foes. Will the lion women reign supreme or will the furry creatures fight back with all their might? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in our world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a lion woman or ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafting Chaos: Israeli vs Iranian Consulate Showdown

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israel vs Iran showdown? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even world leaders are keeping an eye on it! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diplomatic incidents. Who needs politics when you have Minecraft? Join now and be part of the action!

MineCrafty Impact – Where Genshin Fans Mine and Craft Together!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a chaotic mix of the Nether and the End realms on a Friday night!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might fall into a pit of lava at any moment). Our community is as diverse as the mobs in the game, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on speed! From treasure hunts to PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond stash guarded by a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens. It’s all possible in our Minecraft world – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but we don’t talk about that).

I drunk too much last night and now I’m hungover in the Minecraft Realm

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7095	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of being stuck in the “wage cage” after a wild night of partying? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only hangovers you’ll have to deal with are from falling off a cliff in-game. Trust us, it’s way better than being stuck in the “wage cage” of reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to your real-world hangover woes!

YogaCraft: Bend, Block, Build! Join Naz @ yogababewellness for a zen-tastic Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers do yoga to relax before exploding! Join us at Naz @ yogababewellness for a truly zen gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. This llama led them to a secret underground spa where they were pampered with diamond massages and enchanted potion facials. Needless to say, they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the rivers flow with rainbow-colored water. You might even spot a unicorn or two prancing around, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.

So come join us at Naz @ yogababewellness for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llamas in top hats and rainbow rivers? Let your imagination run wild and your stress melt away as you explore our whimsical world. See you there!

Crafty Creepers: The Fallout Creator’s Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because THE CREATOR OF FALLOUTHASSPOKEN has arrived to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mutant creepers, exploring post-apocalyptic landscapes, and trading with radioactive villagers. Who needs diamonds when you can trade for glowing green emeralds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vault-Tec Corporation, where you can sign up for experiments that will give you superpowers or turn you into a ghoul. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join THE CREATOR OF FALLOUTHASSPOKEN today and embark on an epic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘being 30’ is the ultimate flex

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crops Grown:	5720	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of society judging you for harmless age differences? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number! We welcome players of all ages, whether you’re 18 or 80. No judgment here, just block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly high school girl who loves to prank players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks? Join now and show society that age is just a number in the world of Minecraft!