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Chop Board Chaos

adenosine triphosphate, ATP, Bacteria, bioluminescence testing, Board, Chaos, chop, chopping boards, cleanliness, contamination, cross-contamination, food preparation, Food Safety, foodborne illnesses, health code violations, hotspots, hygiene training, kitchen, pathogens, researchers, restaurants, sanitation, workers’ hands

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3D Debut, baubau, debut, Fluffy Victory Edition, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, PIXEL, planet, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and fluffy victory ever! Why? Because we have a secret stream that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about our previous stream, it was so lit that even the creepers were dancing! Our debut will make you question reality, and our 3D debut will make you scream “what is this sorcery?!” Check out our YouTube channel for some crazy content that will make you laugh until you cry. And don’t forget to follow our schedule, it’s so chaotic that even Herobrine can’t keep up! Unarchived content? More like unBELIEVABLE content! Our songs will make you want to dance like a zombie in a thriller music video. And our merch? Let’s just say, you’ll be the envy of all the Endermen. Plus, we have /baubau/-related content that will make you say “baubau-tiful!” So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life!

MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

Censorship, Fame, investigative reporting, journalism ethics, lives, luigi mangione, Luigis, MangioCraft, media agenda, media attention, Media bias, media blackout, media control, media coverage, Media influence, media integrity, media manipulation, media responsibility, media scrutiny, media silence, media spotlight, media transparency, news blackout, public interest

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5789	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Have you heard of Luigi Mangione? No? That’s because the media has collectively decided to stop covering him. Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy dominating our Minecraft server with his epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics!

Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!

So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, arousal, awkward, clitoris stimulation, Cum, desire, ETERNAL, Exploration, female anatomy, Female Pleasure, Finger, fingering, girl, Intimacy, love, Lust, Realm, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction, taboo, Vagina, VOIDS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Crops Grown:	9843	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	165
Villages Defended:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Towns Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	221	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy

blockbuster, Cigna, conflicts of interest, conglomerates, CraftyRx, CVS, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare services, healthcare system, humana, insurance companies, medication access, medication management, patient care, pharmaceuticals, pharmacies, pharmacy, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drugs, UnitedHealth Group, US patients

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!