Spermcraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpermCraft: Live Longer Server

scientific findings, longer, healthy aging, sperm quality, healthy lifestyle

come join our epic minecraft server where the sperm is strong and the players are even stronger! we have found that men with high quality sperm live longer, so imagine how long you’ll live after playing on our server! with over 80,000 players, we guarantee you’ll have a blast building, mining, and battling your way to victory. those who produce over 120 million swimming sperm per ejaculate will have the ultimate advantage in our server, living two to three years longer than those who produce less than 5 million. so come on, join us and let your sperm lead the way to victory!

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SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

brain development, researchers, Legacy, epigenetic, epigenetic profile

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

uncomfortable situations, future regrets, sperm donation, emotional baggage, Pregnancy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

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PorkyViralFun: SpermCraft

HEV, pig sperm cells, Medical research, public health, virus transmission

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, totally out of this world, man. you gotta join because, get this, we have pigs with hepatitis E virus that are shooting out infected sperm cells everywhere. it’s like a wild party in the pig pen, dude. and get this, the virus might make you infertile, but who cares when you’re having so much fun in this crazy server, amirite? come join the madness and see if you can survive the sperm-infected pig apocalypse. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

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SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse

global issue, reproductive toxicity, endocrine disruptors, DEHPocalypse, male mice

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.

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TGVsGoneWild

Infrastructure, Transportation, criminal activity, TGV, Vandalism

so, like, imagine this, right? this epic minecraft server is so lit that even france’s high-speed train network got jealous and decided to mess with it. like, they were so shook by how amazing this server is that they just had to try and ruin it with their “malicious acts.” but guess what? they failed miserably because this server is just too dang awesome.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of battling against evil train networks and coming out victorious. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? plus, the admins on this server are like superheroes, always there to save the day and make sure everyone is having a blast.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and show those pesky train networks who’s boss. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BoogerCraft: Legends Wipe & Build

Etiquette, Legends, FAMOUS, societal norms, Manners

join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the art of booger wiping! 🤮

imagine building a booger monument in the shape of a giant nose, or participating in our daily booger flicking contests! 💦

rumor has it, if you find the legendary golden booger hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted three wishes by the booger fairy! 🧚‍♂️

we have booger-themed mini-games, booger crafting recipes, and even booger pets that follow you around and leave a trail of slime wherever they go! 🐌

so come on down to our server and let’s get boogerific! 🤢💚🤮

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Terralum Vanilla

Chill, Vanilla, Community, Economy, Sandbox

Terralum is a mostly vanilla server that adds some quality of life, while not upsetting the balance too much. We are looking for players that just want to hang out and play Minecraft, without the drama.

A quick list describing the server: – Whitelisted – 16+ age requirement – No P2W whatsoever – Basic teleportation (/home, /spawn) – Item based economy – No griefing or PvP – Resource worlds

Check the Discord to apply for whitelisting.

minecraft1.terralum.net

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AngelladaWorld

mobs, Hardcore, Anarchy, Levels, INCREASED

New armor and weapon attributes 40 new mobs Quests Traders Bosses Air drops Enchantment levels increased to level 15

angelladaworld.ru

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RozeCraft: Geass Recapture Server

Lelouch, Anime, geass, watch, Thriller

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sakuya, a mystical creature who can grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden lair. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster villagers who love to play tricks on unsuspecting players. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. See you there!

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