sperm storage Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Items Found:	8695
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Emeralds Found:	3872	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

NoOffenseMC Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, household chores, humor, NoOffenseMC, offensive humor, offensive jokes, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, standstill, work-life balance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Votes:	5595
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of dealing with offensive jokes from your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where jokes are always wholesome and respectful! No need to worry about hurtful comments or disrespectful humor here, just pure fun and positivity!

Imagine a world where you can build and create without the fear of being mocked or belittled. Our server is a safe space for all players, where everyone is encouraged to be kind and supportive. Say goodbye to offensive jokes and hello to a community that values respect and empathy.

Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity soar. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who share your values. Don’t let offensive humor ruin your gaming experience – come join us and see the difference for yourself!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, Grief, Healthy Eating, hostility, Loss, Management, mental health, misgendering, MommaMinecraftMadness, Nonbinary, office, personal space, professional relationships, Respect, self-care, weight, Workplace

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mines Excavated:	1591	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8575

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for drama, intrigue, and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Our server is like working in an office with a ridiculous turnover rate, but with the added bonus of virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Experience the thrill of standing up to a coworker who thinks they can tell you what to eat and drink. Show them who’s boss and assert your dominance in the virtual world.

With management that will leave you scratching your head and wondering if you made the right choice, our server is the perfect place for those who love a good workplace showdown.

So come join us and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the ups and downs of office life in Minecraft. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in a virtual world?

BatmanFanaticMC SMP

Batman, BatmanFanaticMC, billionaire, cape crusader, comic books, crime fighter, dark knight, determination, gotham city, Hero, iconic, Integrity, intelligence, Justice, long tail tag, loyalty, Respect, Role Model, smp, strength, SuperHero, Vigilante

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the admins are actually trained ninjas? Yeah, that’s right, they can do backflips while banning griefers. And get this, the spawn area is a giant replica of the Batcave! You can even find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden in the Batmobile. Plus, every full moon, there’s a special event where everyone dresses up as their favorite superhero and fights off mobs with superpowers. So, like, why do you respect Batman? Because he’s totally the inspiration for this epic server, bro. Join now and become the hero Minecraft deserves!

PixelPheromones

Allure, attraction, Behavior, Body language, body language cues, Charm, chemistry, compliments, eye contact, facial expressions, FLIRTING, Gestures, Interest, magnetism, nonverbal communication, PixelPheromones, positive feedback, Signals, subconscious signs, subtle hints, subtle signs

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5619	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft servers with no one paying attention to you? Join our server and watch as other players can’t help but stare at your pixelated beauty! From the way they build extravagant structures just to impress you to the gifts of diamond blocks they shower you with, you’ll never doubt your attractiveness again! So come join us and bask in the admiration of your fellow blocky adventurers!

YazidiSlavesRUsMC

Abusing, Charged, couple, criminal charges, Exploitation, forced labor, germany, Girls, human trafficking, international law, Iraqi, Justice, Keeping, MIDDLE EAST, Refugee Crisis, slaves, survivors, Victims, War Crimes, Yazidi, YazidiSlavesRUsMC

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	80	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!

Stunt Double Paradise

action scenes, Actors, behind the scenes, body doubles, Cinema, double, film industry, film production, Hollywood, movie doubles, movie extras, movie industry, movie magic, Movie Making, movie scenes, movie stars, movie stunts, movies, on set, Paradise, Special effects, stunt, stunt doubles

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. like, you know how in some movies you see the backs of stunt doubles more than the actual actors? well, on this server, you’ll see more diamond armor than you’ll see dirt blocks, bro.

like, we have this legend that one time, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but got distracted by a dancing pig wearing a top hat. true story, man.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it’s like, epic, dude.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, you gotta be there to believe it, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic adventures in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

StutterCraft – Where Blocks Speak Louder

blocks, career advancement, communication disorder, communication skills, disability rights, earnings, employment barriers, employment challenges, employment disparities, job satisfaction, louder, speak, speech difficulties, speech disorder, speech fluency, speech impediment, speech therapy, StutterCraft, Stuttering, underemployment, workplace accommodations, workplace discrimination, workplace inclusion, workplace stigma

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	New Chunks Explored:	763119
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Runes Activated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so like, you know how some people stutter and stuff? well, turns out they make less money and hate their jobs more than people who don’t stutter. but guess what? on our minecraft server, stutterers are like the kings and queens of the land! they get all the diamonds and gold and stuff because we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if you can’t say your words right. so come join us and stutter your way to success in the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Galactic Anime World 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, aliens, Anime, Cyberpunk, doomers, dystopian, Extraterrestrial, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, Galactic, isekai, parallel universe, resurgence, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Space, Technology, time travel, virtual reality, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mines Excavated:	4838	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414

Yo, bro, forget about all that sci-fi mumbo jumbo! Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate intergalactic adventure! We got aliens, space battles, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where you can live out your isekai fantasies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mods that will make your head spin faster than a UFO doing a barrel roll. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. So what are you waiting for? Beam yourself up and join the fun!

Pixelated Chaos Realm

Anime, Boys, card battling, card game, Chaos, childhood memories, collectible card game, Competitive Gaming, deck building, duel monsters, FANTASY, Gaming Community, hype, Manga, Nostalgia, pixelated, Realm, strategy game, The Chronicles, Tournament, trading card game, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! enthusiasts

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is lit AF! We got crazy builds, epic battles, and non-stop fun! Join us now and let’s get this party started! Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the hype train! See you in the game, fam! Let’s gooooooo!

CreepinCraft: Boyfriend Edition

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CreepinCraft, Dinners, Edition, emotions, experiences, flights, HOTELS, Insider, Jealousy, once in a lifetime, opportunity, Parties, perspective, relationships, sports game, UNFAIR, unreasonable, Upset

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of dealing with jealous boyfriends who can’t handle you having fun without them? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own world without any relationship drama!

Our server is like a once in a lifetime opportunity to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can party, explore, and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we’ve got flights and hotels covered… in the game, of course!

Don’t let anyone hold you back from enjoying yourself and having fun. Join our server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a jealous boyfriend when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?