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Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!
customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.
But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.
So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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New Server IP
An Apple a Day Keeps the Mobs at Bay – Gapple Ultra-Hardcore Server 1.20.4
1.20.4, advancement, Apple, BATS, Bay, Competition, Datapack, Day, Gapple, Herobrine, litch, MEDUSA, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, ox-heads, Points, PvE, PvP, Revive, rules, Server, Skeletons, Spiders, Survival, Uhc, ultrahardcore, zombie
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name gapple.mchost.pro
Direct IP 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal Stay alive and earn the most points
Score +1 per minute alive, +1 per experience point
FAQ
Q: What happens if I die on the server?
A: You can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Q: When is the Team Competition held?
A: The Team Competition is held on Sundays at 12CT and has been going on for 223 weeks now.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: Play fair and friendly and do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages. No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are allowed on the server.
Q: What is the Apocalypse DataPack?
A: The Apocalypse DataPack adds unique challenges to the game such as players killed by zombies becoming zombies, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more.
Q: How can I see the top scoring players on the server?
A: Hold a bone block to see the server’s current top scoring players.
Q: Can I join the server’s Discord channel?
A: Yes, you can join the Discord channel by using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

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New Server IP
NukeCraft Server: Oops!
accident, China, Chinese, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, Failure, global impact, horribly wrong, international incident, launch test, Military, Missile, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear weapons, Nuke, nukecraft, Oops, safety protocol, security breach, Server, Technology, Testing
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Join us as we recreate the chaos of a Chinese nuke launch test gone hilariously wrong. Watch as creepers dressed as pandas run amok, blowing up everything in sight with their bamboo bombs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of block-breaking kung fu. Join them in epic battles against evil zombie pigmen who are trying to steal all the diamonds.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes? That’s right, a laser chicken. Need we say more?
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for exploding pandas and laser chickens!

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New Server IP
CringeCraft Minecraft Server
awkward situations, cringe attack, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe factor, cringe fest, cringe humor, cringe overload, cringe reaction, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy videos, CringeCraft, cringeworthy behavior, embarrassing moments, Minecraft, secondhand embarrassment, Server, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations, what makes me cringe
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you cringe? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cringe fest you’ve been searching for!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a rare and delicious treat that will give you superhuman abilities in-game.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Don’t miss out on the cringe-tastic fun, join us now!

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New Server IP
AirportWaitMC Server
airport logistics, airport pickup, airport wait, AirportWaitMC, communication breakdown, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Miscommunication., overreacting, parents, rude behavior, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, Transportation, trust issues
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and airport pickups? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons! Our server is a safe haven from overreacting parents and screaming phone calls. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about picking anyone up from the airport – unless they’re flying in on an Ender Dragon, that is! So come join us and leave the family drama behind. After all, who needs real-life problems when you can build a house out of diamond blocks?

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New Server IP
CraftyInLawVacayOops
changed plans, controlling behavior, CraftyInLawVacayOops, expensive hotel, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, family guilt, family manipulation, family pressure, family relationships, family resentment, family vacation, financial consequences, in-laws, uncomfortable topic, vacation insurance, vacation surprise
Looking for a vacation destination that will make your in-laws go bonkers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and unexpected twists!
Picture this: you and your family had planned a luxurious vacation at a fancy hotel, only to have your in-laws swoop in and book the same week without telling you. Talk about a plot twist! Now they’re stuck with a hefty cancellation fee and are refusing to go without you. Can you say awkward family dynamics?
But wait, there’s more! Your husband wants to reimburse them, but you’re all about tough love. Let them learn their lesson, right? Who needs a peaceful family vacation when you can have a chaotic adventure on our server instead?
Join now and experience the drama, the guilt-tripping, and the never-ending family feuds that come with every decision you make. It’s a vacation you’ll never forget, for better or for worse!

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New Server IP
ZeroDeath Minecraft Server
benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Mild, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-fatal, risk-free, Safe, Secure, Server, ZeroDeath
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers apologize before exploding! That’s right, on our server, you have a 0% chance of dying from any mob or environmental hazard. In fact, the zombies actually bring you flowers and the skeletons offer to do your homework for you.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rides a giant chicken into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Join our server and you might even get to ride a flying llama into the sunset while battling a horde of rainbow-colored spiders.
So why join our server? Because where else can you have tea parties with the Wither Boss or go on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you have to worry about is running out of popcorn while watching the epic battles between the villagers and the evil llamas. Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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New Server IP
Skinny2SwoleCraft
Before and after, big, Bodybuilding, confidence boost, Dedication, Diet plan, fitness journey, lifestyle change, mental health benefits, motivation, muscle gain, Muscular, perseverance, physical transformation, self improvement, skinny, Skinny2SwoleCraft, success story, transformation, weightlifting, workout routine
Are you tired of being a scrawny little Minecraft character, getting picked on by all the creepers and zombies? Well, come join our server and transform into an absolute unit of a player!
Once you start bulking up in our virtual gym, you’ll notice a whole new level of respect from the mobs. They’ll see those gains and think twice before messing with you. Plus, imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see your new ripped avatar.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can turn you into a giant in-game. Imagine stomping around the map, towering over everything in your path. Who needs a diamond sword when you can just squish your enemies under your massive feet?
So come join us and start your journey from scrawny to brawny. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the legendary bodybuilder of the Minecraft world!

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New Server IP
WildAnimalsVsSocialStress
adaptation, ANCESTORS, career deadlines, coping mechanisms, Evolution, Exams, fragility, Human Behavior, intangible stresses, mental health, modern life, PRESSURE, progress, resilience, social media, societal pressures, stressors, Survival, Vulnerability, wild animals, WildAnimalsVsSocialStress
join our minecraft server and escape the soul-crushing reality of adulthood! instead of worrying about exams or deadlines, come build a giant toilet out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!
our server is a magical place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most ridiculous structures you can think of. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? go for it! want to create a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? why not!
forget about the stresses of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and being as silly as possible. join us and let your inner child run free, because who needs adulthood when you can ride a llama into battle?

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New Server IP
VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server
Account.., banner, description, image, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, Vanilla
The owner of the server “ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
cyle.vanillaboxmc.ru

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New Server IP
Vanilla Ice’s World of Adventure 1.21 – No, not the rapper, just sweet Minecraft!
Adventure, Ices, Minecraft, rapper, SWEET, Vanilla, world
Minecraft Vanilla Server Overview
Server IP mc.playwoa.com
Website playwoa.com
Discord discord.com/invite/8EWAzny
Completely Vanilla
World was generated June 13, 2024
Our brand new Vanilla Mode server is now live!
Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.
Rules
In short, these rules can be summed up as follows:
- RESPECT EVERYONE
- DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
- DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
- MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
- PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I use mods on the Vanilla server?
A: No, the server is strictly vanilla and does not allow any mods or plugins.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: No, griefing is not allowed. Players are expected to respect others’ builds and property.
Q: How do I report a player who is breaking the rules?
A: You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the server, or by using the Discord server to report the issue.
Q: Are there any warps or teleportation commands on the server?
A: No, the server is meant to be played as close to the original vanilla Minecraft experience as possible, so there are no warps or teleportation commands available.
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New Server IP

Server Name	gapple.mchost.pro
Direct IP	108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points
Score	+1 per minute alive, +1 per experience point

Server IP	mc.playwoa.com
Website	playwoa.com
Discord	discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: What happens if I die on the server?

Q: When is the Team Competition held?

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

Q: What is the Apocalypse DataPack?

Q: How can I see the top scoring players on the server?

Q: Can I join the server’s Discord channel?

Minecraft Vanilla Server Overview

Rules

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use mods on the Vanilla server?

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

Q: How do I report a player who is breaking the rules?

Q: Are there any warps or teleportation commands on the server?