Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mines Excavated:	4471
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Farms Harvested:	349
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4539	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!

CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX

20xx, 4chan, Bait, character improvement, CraftyBaitMC, critical thinking, cyberbullying, digital literacy, emotional intelligence, ignoring, internet culture, internet trolls, Maturity, mental resilience, online behavior, online interactions, online safety, personal growth, Recognizing, SELF AWARENESS, social media, trolling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of 4chan and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and level up your character by recognizing and ignoring bait just like you do on 4chan. Who knew internet trolls could actually help you improve your real-life skills?

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is full of funny and friendly players who will make your experience even more enjoyable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bait posters of 4chan guide you on a journey to self-improvement and hilarious shenanigans!

MapleCraft: Where Canada Joins the US… in Minecraft!

Alliance, border, Canada, citizenship, cooperation, Diplomacy, Future, Government, History, integration, international relations, Joins, MapleCraft, Minecraft, neighbors, North America, North American Union, Partnership, Politics, speculation, unionization, united states, Unity, US

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will become the ruler of the entire server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and even Bigfoot himself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, anything is possible. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken in a game of chess? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair

Ancient, Belfast, Blarney Castle, celtic, Celtic Culture, Cliffs of Moher, Crafty, Druids, Dublin, Emerald Isle, gaelic, galway, Green Isle, hibernia, History, ireland, irish heritage, Lair, LEPRECHAUNS, Mythology, Ring of Kerry, saint patrick, Shamrock

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join Hibernia? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Hibernia and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Not only that, but there were also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! On Hibernia, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can prank your friends by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or making them float in the air with a flick of your magic wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join Hibernia now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

Anymore, best, Company, dog, expendables, Failing.., Himemori Luna, hololive, Live streaming, Minecraft, mocking, Nijisanji, nijisanjifans, Nijisanjis, Popular, streaming, Support, Talents, Top, top dog

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchantments Applied:	182	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!

So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.

Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.

Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!

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