Sperm Quality MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpermCraft: Live Longer Server

sperm motility, mens health, longevity study, healthy habits, research study

come join our epic minecraft server where the sperm is strong and the players are even stronger! we have found that men with high quality sperm live longer, so imagine how long you’ll live after playing on our server! with over 80,000 players, we guarantee you’ll have a blast building, mining, and battling your way to victory. those who produce over 120 million swimming sperm per ejaculate will have the ultimate advantage in our server, living two to three years longer than those who produce less than 5 million. so come on, join us and let your sperm lead the way to victory!

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Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server

stress and reproductive health, groundbreaking study, Stress Management, BOOSTING, stress management techniques

so like, imagine u join this epic minecraft server and ur sperm just starts zoomin around like crazy cuz of all the stress from tryna survive in the game. but get this, it actually makes ur sperm better at swimming and stuff! so like, join our server and watch ur sperm become olympic swimmers in no time! it’s like a workout for ur little guys, but in minecraft form. come join the fun and see ur sperm go from slowpokes to speed demons in no time!

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SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

Server, sperm preservation, SpermCupCraft, sperm cells, fertility

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

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SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse

fertility defects, SpermCraft, infertility, food storage containers, fertility research

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.

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PlasticCraft: Semen Study Edition

contamination, PlasticCraft, study, health risks, global issue

yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got microplastics in every human semen sample, like whaaat?! chinese scientists are sayin’ it’s super important to research if it’s messin’ up our reproduction, so like, come join us and see what kinda crazy mutations u can get from playin’ on our server! who needs normal when u can have microplastics in ur semen, amirite?! #JoinUsOrElse

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SpermCountDroppin’NotStopin’

research study, fertility, SpermCountDroppinNotStopin, male infertility, fertility rates

Yo, listen up! So, like, there’s this crazy Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, 6,758 Danish men up in here, doing all sorts of wild stuff over a 6-year period. And get this, they’re not just building houses and stuff, they’re proving that sperm counts in men are actually going up, not down! Like, who would’ve thought, right?

Join this server for the most epic and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! We got Danish dudes breaking all the stereotypes and showing the world what’s up. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun and see for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

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Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!

male infertility, sperm motility, Balls, fertility evaluation, fertility treatment

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!

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Calypso

MCMMO

Tired of boring old Vanilla Minecraft? Wanting to play modded but dont have the beefy computer it takes to run all those modpacks? Look no more! We aim to bring the style of modded Minecraft to the Vanilla world. Our server stays up to date with the latest and greatest plugins, and even had a few custom coded just for us! From obsidian armor and tools, to hammers, sickles and more! We run latest MCMMO, yes the one the old dev took back over, the latest SlimeFun with Exotic Garden, AND our own custom add on for Slime Fun as well! We have a custom Mining and Fishing plugin installed to make mining and fishing even more fun and time worthy! If you like to explore… we have the Adventurer Guild you can search high and low for hidden areas and earn cool loot! Custom mobs and drop tables, and as always… A super friendly Staff! Hope to see you there!

51.79.62.215

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EasyMine

Survival, Mini Games, Skyblock, PvP

Welcome to EasyMine! The non pay to win SMP, SkyBlock and Minigame server, with no real world purchases.

Here at EasyMine we provide a 100% free Minecraft server. We don’t charge for ranks, cosmetics or perks, everything is earned by completing SkyBlock challenges, minigames and using in game money.

The only money we accept is donations, and the only perk from donating is a Donator prefix.

So how do you get perks? Not only will you already have some cosmetics and perks from the start, such as trails, multiple sethomes, /back and /tpa but you’ll be able to find perks and cosmetics dotted around the server buildings. You’ll be able to buy them with in game money which is obtainable by playing minigames, selling items in SMP and completing SkyBlock challenges, and we host building competitions and minigame speed runs with all sorts of prizes.

Come and check out EasyMine and forget about the richest players having the most perks!

play.easymine.co.uk

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The loreland network

battlepass, smp, Slimefun, Towny, MCMMO

Dive into the mystical realm of Loreland, a Minecraft server where vampires clash with werewolves, featuring unique Slimefun, Towny systems, enthralling Battle Pass quests, and custom plugins, all set against a captivating mythical backdrop.

playtheloreland.com

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