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SpermCraft: Live Longer Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the sperm is strong and the players are even stronger! we have found that men with high quality sperm live longer, so imagine how long you’ll live after playing on our server! with over 80,000 players, we guarantee you’ll have a blast building, mining, and battling your way to victory. those who produce over 120 million swimming sperm per ejaculate will have the ultimate advantage in our server, living two to three years longer than those who produce less than 5 million. so come on, join us and let your sperm lead the way to victory! -
SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky? -
SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.
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Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!
Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!
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Salmon Sperm Shack
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the salmon are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of the ocean and uncover the truth behind why it’s so salty. Who knew that salmon could release sperm in such a hilarious way? With no hands needed, they’re always ready to go! So come on and join us for a salty adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a towel, things might get a little messy! -
CheaterCraft: Revenge Time!
Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in your relationships? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your cheating frustrations in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a giant statue of your ex-partner and blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps to trap any potential cheaters. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is best served blocky. Join now and let the cathartic healing begin! -
TankBlast Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can craft ur own armour-piercing tank rounds like wtf that’s so insane u gotta join just to see it in action. our server is so lit that even PM Modi wants to visit it, like damn we must be doing something right. join now and be a part of the tank round revolution, who knows maybe u’ll even get to meet Putin while ur at it lol. come on, what are u waiting for? tanks await u in this epic minecraft adventure! -
CannibalCraft: Eat Yourself to Death!
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the djs and creepers as the bouncers.if you join now, you might just stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco made of diamonds.
our server is so lit that even a suicidal cannibal could technically eat themself to death. but don’t worry, we have a team of magical unicorns ready to revive you with rainbow sparkles and glitter bombs.
so come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
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Baldur’sCraft – Minecraft Server
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server, inspired by the Lord of Ambition Edition, is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path (but sorry, you’ll miss out on the sex scene), choose between exploring the Underdark or Mountain Pass (or both if you’re feeling extra adventurous), and face the consequences of consuming tadpoles (spoiler alert: it affects your appearance).
But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those annoying streaks of bad luck in rolls, participate in our hilarious polls to determine the fate of romance, race, class, and companions on the server, and don’t forget to check out our outrageous pasta recipes for a quick snack break.
So why wait? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a DC21 Wisdom check or two). Trust us, you won’t regret it!