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SpermCraft: Live Longer Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the sperm is strong and the players are even stronger! we have found that men with high quality sperm live longer, so imagine how long you’ll live after playing on our server! with over 80,000 players, we guarantee you’ll have a blast building, mining, and battling your way to victory. those who produce over 120 million swimming sperm per ejaculate will have the ultimate advantage in our server, living two to three years longer than those who produce less than 5 million. so come on, join us and let your sperm lead the way to victory! -
SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky? -
ChubbyCraft: Brain Drain Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we make ur brain go brrr with crazy builds and adventures! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what testosterone is! our high-fat diet of pixelated goodness will have u reducing connections between ur neurons in no time! u won’t even know when to stop playing cuz the fun never ends! join now and experience the insanity for yourself! -
SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.
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Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!
Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!
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Salmon Sperm Shack
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the salmon are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of the ocean and uncover the truth behind why it’s so salty. Who knew that salmon could release sperm in such a hilarious way? With no hands needed, they’re always ready to go! So come on and join us for a salty adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a towel, things might get a little messy! -
R.I.P. Not Today!
so like, imagine you are wandering through the land of this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you come across a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle, just strutting around like it owns the place. you think to yourself, “what in the blocky world is going on here?” but before you can even process it, the chicken starts talking to you in a british accent, offering you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within the enchanted forest.but that’s not all, oh no. as you journey through this wacky server, you’ll encounter dancing llamas, flying pigs, and even a group of zombie villagers throwing a rave party in an abandoned mineshaft. and let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding.
if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and surviving, but also about having a good time and laughing your blocky head off, then this is the place for you. join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become friends with that dapper chicken and take on the ultimate quest to defeat the evil overlord sheep who’s plotting to turn the entire server into a giant wool factory. RIP boring servers, this one’s where the real party’s at!
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Frosty SMP
This is a small life steal SMP, made by a small Minecraft creator. This is a starting server which means It might be a bit buggy! Feel free to post tips in the discord server.
Frosty.apexmc.co
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Ordinary SMP
Server Name: Ordinary SMP Server Type: Vanilla | Java 1.21.4 | Whitelisted Brief Overview:
Join our friendly Minecraft community at Ordinary SMP where you can build, explore, and make new friends. Our server is always up to date with the latest features and updates, and we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers. We offer a custom resource pack, server-wide events, and a diverse player base from around the world.
FAQ:
What version of Minecraft does the server run on? 1.21.4 Is the server modded? Yes, we have mods like BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more. How can I join the server? You can join us on Discord: Ordinary SMP Discord Are there any server-wide events? Yes, we have events like PVP events, build contests, and community projects. Is the server whitelisted? Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a high-quality community. -
AncientCrafters 1.20.2
Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s like the eel edition of servers, but not really because eels are slimy and gross. Anyway, this server is like Project Zanaris on crack, with a December update that will blow your mind.If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the 2024 Annual Survey they have going on. It’s like taking a survey, but with a Minecraft twist. And don’t even get me started on the Fletching Activity – Varlamore: The Final Dawn. It’s so epic, you’ll be fletching arrows like a pro in no time.
And if you’re a total noob and don’t know what to do, they got quests and diaries to keep you busy. Plus, their communication and info game is on point. With a website, wiki, Twitter, and even a chat channel called fart cc (yes, you read that right), you’ll never be out of the loop.
Oh, and did I mention they have the /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Olympics, but for Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Or at least mildly entertained.