sperm preservation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Emeralds Found:	5037
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

UnderstandCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Villages Defended:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	90
Gods Slained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance the Macarena, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds in the most unexpected places. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden disco party at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of funky turtles!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

BlockBucksCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about lending money to your friends ever again!

Join us and escape the real world drama of friends constantly asking for cash. On our server, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without any guilt trips about not lending money to your pals.

Forget about being called a bad friend for not covering someone’s rent – on our server, the only thing you’ll be covering is your character in epic armor and weapons!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs friends asking for money when you can have virtual adventures in Minecraft? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time!

KindCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ores Mined:	7631
Holy Grails Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, not only will we provide you with a safety net to catch you when you fall, but we’ll also have a team of friendly llamas ready to spit out water to save you from certain doom! Join us for the most epic adventures and heartwarming acts of kindness that you’ll never forget – like the time our admin turned a creeper into a fluffy bunny just to make you smile. So come on over and experience the magic for yourself!

CraftyCreeperCo.

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you do the same old quests and build the same old houses? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most absurd way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be convinced that you can actually ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t let you down (literally).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cake? Well, on our server, that’s not only possible, it’s encouraged! Who needs boring old stone and wood when you can have a house that sparkles and tastes delicious?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive quest where you have to tame a pack of wild wolves and train them to do your bidding? Just imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant wolf, leading your furry army to victory!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pig too). Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly awesome?

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ores Mined:	3926
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly. our mods are like super cool superheroes who fight evil creepers and zombies. plus, our “moderate” PM is actually a secret agent for the llama army and will help you defeat the evil forces of Hezbollah in minecraft. come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

DefendMyBlockyRelatives

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have relatives of mobilized soldiers gathering in front of the russian ministry of defence to demand their return! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even soldiers can’t resist playing it! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret base where you can plot world domination with your new minecraft buddies. so come on, join us and let’s show those soldiers what real gaming is all about!

Google’s Gambler’s Paradise

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Magic Items Found:	2482
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	59	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity, yo!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, it gets even better. you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing and doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking llama who speaks in rhymes and riddles? he’ll challenge you to epic quests and riddle contests that will blow your mind. plus, he gives out free tacos every tuesday. who doesn’t love free tacos, amirite?

but the best part of all is the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks that will make you the envy of all your friends. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and mayhem on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those ninja chickens. they mean business.

Catberry 1.21 Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Animals Bred:	122	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Cat Berry is not just a private server, it is a server of a close-knit community and responsive administration. You can help each other, unite in teams and build joint projects. The administration holds interesting events. So if you do not want to miss all the interesting things, then join us. There is a place for everyone! If you miss the old vanilla that once was, then you are welcome to us! What are the advantages of our server?✨ [Безопасность] Playing on our server you will be completely protected from any kind of griefing? [Все равны] Each server player has the same rights, donation does not decide anything, only the player’s actions and behavior decide. ⚔️ [Поддержка] The administration is always ready to listen to you and every proposal will be considered. [Атмосфера] The whole atmosphere of the server is created by players communicating on various topics in chats. You can become part of this community. Playing on our server you are guaranteed to get good memories for many years. See you on the server There is a place for everyone!

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Get lost in CubeCadia…just don’t get lost in the dungeons! #NoResets #SurvivalOfTheCubiest

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	835	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Server Name	CubeCadia
Supported Version	1.20.6
IP Address	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight!
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp!
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items!
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms!
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards!
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards!
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests!
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation!

Links

Trailer: Trailer Link
Discord: Discord Link
IP: play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port: 19132
Version: 1.19 – 1.20.6

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports version 1.20.6.
Are there custom plugins and features on the server?	Yes, CubeCadia offers custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players.
Can players create their own shops and warps?	Yes, players can create their own player warps and shops on the server.
Are there special rewards and activities on the server?	Yes, the server offers rewards like daily, streak, and playtime rewards, as well as daily bosses, quests, and custom items.
Can players earn money through jobs on the server?	Yes, players can earn money from everyday tasks and progress through job skill trees to unlock special loot.
Is cross-play supported on the server?	Yes, players can play on the server from PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, and PlayStation.

Banhammer Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchantments Applied:	231
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake! And if you lose, don’t worry, you’ll just be banned for a day. But hey, at least you’ll have time to practice your mining skills!

We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their dance moves!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. Just be careful, because rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets banned!