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Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server
so like, imagine u join this epic minecraft server and ur sperm just starts zoomin around like crazy cuz of all the stress from tryna survive in the game. but get this, it actually makes ur sperm better at swimming and stuff! so like, join our server and watch ur sperm become olympic swimmers in no time! it’s like a workout for ur little guys, but in minecraft form. come join the fun and see ur sperm go from slowpokes to speed demons in no time! -
NoFriendZone Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends faster than a creeper blowing up your house!Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Seriously, we have a tree that literally drops diamonds. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs. Collect them all and become the ultimate egg collector!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a bunch of pixelated pals to play Minecraft with?
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CraftyFailGiveaway
If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is like a magical potion that turns losers into winners! Once you step foot in our pixelated paradise, you’ll be blessed with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with our players because they’re just too epic. So if you want to be a Minecraft master and show off your skills to the world, join our server now and start your journey to greatness! -
VenezuelaCraft: Election Chaos
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Venezuela after a wild prez election! There be unrests and shootins goin down everywhere, just like in da game! U can build ur own presidential palace and try to stay in power while dealin with rebellions and stuff. It’s a total thrill ride, bro! Plus, there be secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds. So come on and join da chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! -
the chillroom
remember logging into a minecraft server, navigating around with signs, making friends, claiming creative plots and building a wicked survival base? the chillroom recreates these old school minecraft vibes on an up to date version of the game. anarchy survival, plot based creative, chill vibes. come hang out and play the game like we used to.
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InceptionCraft
Welcome to InceptionUniverse SMP – Hardcore Edition
Epic landscapes: Explore breathtaking worlds full of secrets
Hardcore gameplay: One life matters. Die and be temporarily banished
Strong community: Form teams and overcome challenges together
Exciting events: Regular PvP tournaments and building competitions
Diverse plugins: Improved gaming experiences through numerous plugins
Great voting rewards: Get diamonds, XP, tools and more
One Life, One Chance – Make It Count
46.4.73.147:25591
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TrekCraft: The Only Server where the Towny Lords Battle Custom Boss Mobs & Auction Off Their ArtMap Masterpieces!
TrekCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Features Friendly community Weekly events Various game-enhancing plugins No raiding, no griefing policy 9+ years of experience FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join by connecting to mc.TrekCraft.net Are there any rules I need to follow? Yes, you can find our full rules at https://www.trekcraft.ca/wiki/server-rules/ Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is off in the wilds, but can be turned on in towns or arenas How do I get ranks on the server? Ranks can be obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting Can I join the Discord server? Yes, you can join by using the command /discord for a link -
MineRacing – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join our server for a chance to race on the Eiger Nordwand Track in a M3 ’97 while being chased by a herd of Gallardo ’08s! Earn free stuff just by watching the GTWS, because who needs to actually play the game to win, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Enter the TOYOTA GAZOO Racing GT Cup and earn the Toyota GR010 with the 2024 WEC livery, because who wouldn’t want to drive a car with a fancy paint job?
And if that’s not enough, join the SSCS series where you can now race in a Dodge Challenger! Dodge those obstacles like you’re dodging responsibilities in real life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s a true story…just like that Blu-Ray release of Gran Turismo!
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CrackedScreenCraft Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t crack your screen but you might crack up from all the fun! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and outrageous shenanigans.Forget about your Samsung S7 screen drama, because in our world, we can magically swap screens with just a click of a button. No need to worry about transferring all your items, we got you covered with our super convenient inventory transfer feature.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who will have your back in both virtual and real-life screen cracking emergencies? Don’t miss out on the laughs, the thrills, and the absurdity – join us now!