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Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mines Excavated:	1767
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Farms Harvested:	958	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Towns Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Farms Harvested:	352
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3472	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	233	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8945
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	965	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!