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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6344 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.
But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.
So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
PrestonPlayz, also known as Preston Arsement, is a popular YouTube gamer and content creator. He is known for his exciting Minecraft gameplay, challenges, and vlogs. With over 15 million subscribers on his main channel and millions of followers across his 
