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SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	522497	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	173

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2595	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse

chemical exposure, DEHP, DEHPocalypse, Drugs, endocrine disruptors, environmental factors, fertility defects, fertility research, food storage containers, global issue, hormone disruption, infertility, male fertility, male mice, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive toxicity, sperm count, sperm production, sperm quality, SpermCraft, testosterone levels

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.

Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!

Balls, blocky, Count, fertility, fertility clinic, fertility evaluation, fertility testing, fertility treatment, health check, male infertility, matters.., medical tests, mens health, Minecraft, reproductive health, reproductive medicine, reproductive system, semen analysis, Server, sexual health, Sperm, sperm count, sperm morphology, sperm motility, sperm production, sperm quality, TV

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Zombie Dances:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyGenderBanter

advice, attraction, Communication, CraftyGenderBanter, Curiosity, DATING, Differences, emotions, gender, Insights, Men, Opinions, opposite sex, personal growth, perspective, questions, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9388	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Emeralds Found:	896	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and wish you had a partner to share your loot with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate to conquer the pixelated world together. Who knows, you might even find love in a virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you will be rewarded with endless riches and fame among the Minecraft community.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and unforgettable journey filled with love, laughter, and chickens with questionable dance moves. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

Aleksandar Vucic, authoritarian regime, Conspiracy Theory, coup attempt, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, democracy at risk, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european politics, foreign interference, government instability, intelligence report, international relations, POLITICAL CRISIS, potential threat, power struggle, russia, security threat, Serbian president, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	6346	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Star Shards Collected:	272
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraf and u just want sum crazy fun times? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got so much craziness goin on, u wont even believe it!

first of all, did u know dat da serbian president was warned by russia bout a coup attempt? well, on dis server, we got a whole storyline bout dat! u can be da serbian president tryna stop da coup or u can be da russian spy tryna make it happen! it’s all up 2 u!

but wait, deres more! we also got a secret underground city full of treasure and mystery! u can explore it and try 2 find all da hidden loot, but be careful cuz deres traps and monsters waitin 4 u!

and if dat aint enough, we also got a giant chicken boss dat u gotta defeat 2 get da ultimate prize! it’s gonna be a battle like u never seen before!

so, wat r u waitin 4? come join dis server and have da time of ur life! trust me, u wont regret it!

DeafCraft – Crowned Queen of SA

achievement, beauty pageant, breaking barriers, Competition, Crowned, deaf, Deaf community, DeafCraft, disability, Diversity, DIVISIVE, empowerment, GROUNDBREAKING, history-making, inclusion, inspiring, Miss South Africa, pageant winner, Queen, representation, Role Model, South African pride

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	1477
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3396
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got like, a first deaf Miss South Africa crowned after this insane competition. like, she was building the most epic structures without even hearing a creeper sneaking up on her. it was wild, bro. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures in Minecraft history. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Miss Minecraft with your epic building skills. join now and let the madness begin!

Canuck Craft

Minecraft Gaming Sandbox Adventure Survival Multiplayer Roleplay Creative Mods PvP Minigames Economy Exploration Building Crafting Farming Redstone Enchanting Villagers Dungeons, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

A Vanilla-ish server with Daily Login Rewards!

Some plugins added for quality of life.

Let me know if anything on the server needs to be fixed on my website.

survival.canuckcrafter.org:8201

Kenny town: Where mods mingle, Java jumps, and rainbow creepers roam free!

All the Mods 10, building shops, chill players, Community Events, cooperative environment, cooperative play, CREEPERS, Discord, discord server, EST timezone, free, java, jumps, Kenny, Lore, lore building, magic mods, mingle, Modded, Mods, new players, New server, RAINBOW, roam, Roleplay, rules, tech mods, TOWN, Trading

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	4942
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	258	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Kenny Town Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	All the Mods 10
Server Focus	Cooperative environment for magic and tech mods
Community Features	Trading, building shops, community events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What are the rules for the server?

– No griefing/stealing/unwilling PVP

– No racism/homophobia/transphobia, etc.

– Be nice

– Have fun!

What time zone are most members in?

Most members are in or around the EST timezone, but all are welcome!

How can I join the server’s discord?

Come join our discord: https://discord.gg/srHAEbDp9k

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of being a /v/irgin chud? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in destroying all /v/irgin chuds! Join us and watch as your chud status gets obliterated in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. From explosive creeper pranks to lava pit challenges, we guarantee you’ll never be a chud again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and say goodbye to your chud days forever!

Minecraft SMP: The WWE is the lamest form of entertainment and people who enjoy Creeper Wrestling

Adults, boxing, children, creeper, Cult, Enjoy, Entertainment, Fake, Fans, Fighting, form, lamest, Minecraft, MMA, people, Perception, PRETEND, real, Reality, smp, staged, story line, strange, Support, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	407790
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring wrestling drama on TV? Do you want to experience REAL action and excitement? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are intense and the drama is non-stop!

Forget about fake storylines and scripted fights, on our server, every battle is a fight to the death (well, respawn point). You’ll have to use all your skills and cunning to survive against other players who will stop at nothing to take you down.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Wrestling Warriors, a group of players who dress up in ridiculous costumes and pretend to be wrestlers from the WWE. Join them in their epic battles and see if you have what it takes to become the next champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous wrestling action you’ve ever seen! Who needs the WWE when you can have this kind of fun?

Dad’sDaughter Drama Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, custody battle, DadsDaughter, Drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family reconciliation, Family secrets, Family Support, family trauma, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental conflict, Server, sibling estrangement, step-sibling relationship, unresolved issues

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and drama, just like the time when Dad’s ex-wife got arrested in front of his daughter. It was a showdown that even the Ender Dragon would envy!

Join us and witness the epic saga of family feuds and grudges that would make even the villagers gossiping. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on down and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just uncover some hidden secrets and scandals along the way. Just remember, drama is always welcome here!

NoMILNoNickForYou

Agatha, Argument, baby, Carolyn, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Granddaughter, Harsh, Lena, maggie, margaret, MIL, Naming, Nickname, NoMILNoNickForYou, SIL, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mines Excavated:	2186	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming your in-game character after your mother-in-law is not only encouraged, but required for entry!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual worlds while dodging backhanded comments and passive-aggressive remarks from your in-game MIL. Will you choose to honor her with a name like Margaret or Margot, or will you break tradition and go with something completely unexpected like Carolyn?

But beware, just like in real life, your MIL may spread rumors about your in-game character’s name behind your back, leading to epic battles and drama-filled confrontations with other players. Will you stand your ground and refuse to let her nickname your character “Maggie,” or will you give in to keep the peace in the virtual family?

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family feud, where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and entertaining?

DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, close call, close to death, death-defying, DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP, Grateful, guardian angel, heart-pounding, heart-stopping, life changing, life flashing before my eyes, lucky to be alive, miraculous escape, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, out-of-body experience, second chance, Survival, thankful to be alive

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	715592	Void Gems Collected:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in the most ridiculous ways possible! One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava, but luckily I had a bucket of water on me and managed to save myself by creating obsidian stairs to safety. Another time, I was exploring a dark cave and got ambushed by a group of creepers, but I managed to survive by using my expert parkour skills to dodge their explosions. If you want to test your luck and see how many times you can cheat death in Minecraft, this is the server for you!