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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a lineAre you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again! -
Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!
customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, WittyWelcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.
But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.
So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
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Crafty Collab Minecraft Server
blood donations, charitable causes, collab, Collab Ideas, collaboration, community engagement, Content Creation, Crafty, creative ideas, donation centers, exclusive access, Exclusive content, health awareness, hololive, interactive experiences, Minecraft, no electronics, qualified candidate, Server, sperm bank, virtual idols, virtual reality, voice lines, volunteer opportunitiesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: Hololive characters running a sperm bank where you can access exclusive R-rated content and voice lines. But hold on, you can’t just waltz in and join – you need to pass a rigorous qualification process that involves solving riddles, completing challenges, and proving your worthiness to the Hololive gods.And that’s not all! We also have a blood donation center on the server, but with a twist – no electronics allowed! That’s right, you have to donate blood the old-fashioned way, with a needle and a bag, all while dodging creepers and zombies in the background. It’s like a real-life survival game, but with the added bonus of saving lives!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream in terror – all in the name of fun!
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SpermBankCraft
awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraftYo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.
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Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist
24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, WhitelistClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}
A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.
Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.
For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment. Are mods or cheats allowed? No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only. Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.