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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again! -
Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.
But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.
So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
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Crafty Collab Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: Hololive characters running a sperm bank where you can access exclusive R-rated content and voice lines. But hold on, you can’t just waltz in and join – you need to pass a rigorous qualification process that involves solving riddles, completing challenges, and proving your worthiness to the Hololive gods.And that’s not all! We also have a blood donation center on the server, but with a twist – no electronics allowed! That’s right, you have to donate blood the old-fashioned way, with a needle and a bag, all while dodging creepers and zombies in the background. It’s like a real-life survival game, but with the added bonus of saving lives!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream in terror – all in the name of fun!
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SpermBankCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.
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Blocky Heatwave Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where the temperatures are so hot, they could kill 50% more europeans by 2100! but dont worry, in our server, you can build ice castles and wear diamond armor to protect yourself from the extreme weather!we have epic quests where you have to battle giant fire-breathing chickens and save the villagers from being turned into popsicles by evil snowmen.
join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the weather is out to get you! who needs global warming when you have our server to keep you on your toes?
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Java Survival
Java Survival SMP Server
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
Server Goals:
- Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
- Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.
Server Rules:
Rule Description No excessively offensive language Keep the chat friendly and respectful. No politics or other controversial topics Avoid discussing sensitive topics that may cause arguments. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits Play fair and don’t use any unfair advantages. Do not disturb other players’ property Respect other players’ builds and belongings. Do not build too close to other players Give enough space between your builds and others. Be respectful to others and be kind! Treat others with kindness and respect. No advertising Avoid advertising other servers or services. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join the server by using the server address mc.javasurvival.com in the multiplayer menu of your Minecraft game.
Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on the server?
A: The server is open to all players, but make sure to follow the server rules and be respectful to others.
Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?
A: Certain items or blocks may be restricted to prevent griefing or exploitation. Check with the server moderators for more information.
Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?
A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.
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Lost in Time’s Embrace 1.20.2
Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the shit-eating faggots of reality! We promise not to rob you of everything, unlike those disgusting seven billion people. On our server, you can build your own life without having to deal with people shitting into each other’s mouths. It’s objectively unfair out there, but in here, you can be the best! So come join us and leave the real world behind. -
DogeVsInspectors Minecraft SMP
OMG, you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant taco out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And another time, someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out of it. It’s just pure chaos and madness, but in the best way possible!Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and party together. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions.
So, like, forget about inspector generals and all that boring stuff, come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination! Let’s go on this wild adventure together and create memories that will last a lifetime. See you there, fellow gamers! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🔥