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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	4112	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Crafty Collab Minecraft Server

blood donations, charitable causes, collab, Collab Ideas, collaboration, community engagement, Content Creation, Crafty, creative ideas, donation centers, exclusive access, Exclusive content, health awareness, hololive, interactive experiences, Minecraft, no electronics, qualified candidate, Server, sperm bank, virtual idols, virtual reality, voice lines, volunteer opportunities

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4250	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: Hololive characters running a sperm bank where you can access exclusive R-rated content and voice lines. But hold on, you can’t just waltz in and join – you need to pass a rigorous qualification process that involves solving riddles, completing challenges, and proving your worthiness to the Hololive gods.

And that’s not all! We also have a blood donation center on the server, but with a twist – no electronics allowed! That’s right, you have to donate blood the old-fashioned way, with a needle and a bag, all while dodging creepers and zombies in the background. It’s like a real-life survival game, but with the added bonus of saving lives!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream in terror – all in the name of fun!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Animals Bred:	131	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

sithalive.no-ip.biz

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5971
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mines Excavated:	4881
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

play.zetacraft.net

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

23.94.150.75

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

mc.lindegaard.one

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

cococraft.nuclearfallout.net

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1903
Magic Items Found:	1502	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Farms Harvested:	720	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

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66.85.184.34

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

claim.justsurvival.net

DCS

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Potions Brewed:	115
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

dcs.sytes.net

Simple-Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2413
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

simple-craft.de:25564

Hollyweed Minecraft

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

play.hollyweed-minecraft.com