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SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	894
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

asuka, Bayree, Dacutie, Damage CTRL, IC title tournament, instagram, Iyo, IYO SKY, Kairi, liv, Main Event, Minecraft, photobooks, Raw, reunion, SATURDAY NIGHT, SKY, smp, social media, Thread, titles, twitter, WarGames, Women’s World Championship, wrestler

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5708	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3492	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Iyo and Liv’s championship match can’t compete with.

Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.

Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.

So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

fag pics, gay culture, gay pride, gay pride activism, gay pride celebration, gay pride events, gay pride festival, gay pride flag, gay pride month, Gay Pride Parade, gay pride solidarity, gay pride support, Gay Rights, homosexual, LGBT community, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, pride parade, queer, rainbow flag, same-sex love, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is fag pics! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with the most fabulous fag pics you’ve ever seen. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to sassy skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on our fag pic-filled journey and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server around!

Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

2024.., Basketball, biggest bust, career ending, Career Setback, DISAPPOINTING, future uncertain, high expectations, injury, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Month, NBA, new orleans pelicans, out for a month, Potential, Rehabilitation, RETURN, setback, sidelined, smp, sports, WILLIAMSON, won’t return, Wont, Young Talent, Zion, Zion Williamson

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	111
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

Dixie, Friends, Minecraft, Pole, Server, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern states, southern traditions, southern USA, subedition, YeehawCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but trees and dirt? Well, look no further because our server is sans pole edition – that’s right, no poles allowed! Why, you ask? Because poles are so last season, darling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our subedition where we search high and low for the elusive Poleless Pole. Legend has it that this mystical creature roams the lands, spreading joy and confusion wherever it goes. Will you be the one to finally catch a glimpse of this legendary being?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the outrageous shenanigans, and the downright ridiculousness. Who needs poles when you have all this madness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

No. 206644657 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious identity, Mystery, No. 206644657, novel, puzzling, secret, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown, unknown identity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered robots. Will you join forces with them or stop their diabolical plan? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions in a world where anything is possible (and probably a little bit ridiculous)!

🎯FunTime🎯 Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, funtime, Gaming, Grief, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, No Dupe, online gaming, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

The owner of the “FunTime” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Bing, computer vision, creative coding, creativity, dall e, dalle, data science, deep learning, digital art, gans, generative adversarial networks, Image Generation, image synthesis, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, Server, Technology, visual recognition

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Animals Bred:	154	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some pretty sick moves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy supply of diamond armor – things can get pretty wild around here.

Lose My Mental Abilities Minecraft SMP

Abilities, act innocently, Caretaker, childlike innocence, childlike wonder, coping mechanisms, Hope, Innocence, learning to read, LOSE, lose mental abilities, Mental, Mental Development, mental health, Minecraft, new level of autism, overwhelming urge, regression, self-care, smp, Support, take care of me, Therapy, Vulnerability, without worries

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Ores Mined:	5710	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as unhinged as you are.

Imagine building a giant toilet house, riding pigs into battle, or starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty chicken. Anything is possible in our realm of madness. So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a truly mind-boggling experience.

Who needs sanity when you can have endless fun and chaos in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let your inner child run wild!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

activism, anti-Semitic, banter, blocky, Conflict, CTV News, demonstration, discrimination, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Ottawa, palestine, Parliament Building, Political, Pro-palestinian, protest, religious tensions, Server, social justice

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a protest at Parliament? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Jewish and pro-Palestinian protesters have put down their signs to join in on the fun!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world while dodging picket signs and navigating through a sea of conflicting opinions. Will you choose to build a peaceful village or start a riot with your fellow players? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of a virtual protest while crafting your very own pixelated masterpiece. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Girlfriend SMP

alternative sex practices, anal sex, BDSM, Crafty, dominant girlfriend, dominant woman, Girlfriend, kink, pegging, pegging fantasy, pegging fetish, pegging play, power dynamics, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual fantasy, smp, strap-on play, Strapon, submissive boyfriend, submissive man, taboo

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ores Mined:	6217	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are high and the gameplay is even higher! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never having a girlfriend again because every time you have sex, she’ll strap on a dildo and go to town on your booty. But hey, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of players to keep you company, right? So come on in and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft experience yet!