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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5493 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 196 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1541 | New Chunks Explored: | 944361 |
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