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CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Towns Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magic Items Found:	4140
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crops Grown:	3103	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	156	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

PixelBodyMakeover

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7059	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

GammaMc

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
New Chunks Explored:	926585	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

gold.magmanode.com:30182

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

nl03.noistern.net:7285

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	9490
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	52
Dragon Eggs Found:	7179	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4762
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.