Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Brazil, Brazilian, Busters, butt fucked, commie president, Corruption, cucks, Economy, Government, illiterate, Incompetence, inflation, Latin America, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, POVERTY, scandal, Server, socialism, south america, SPENDING, Tanking

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5610
Love Letters Sent:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

UkraineCraft: Where Republicans Approve 48 Gorillion Dollars for Blocks and Banter!

AID PACKAGE, Approval, approve, banter, Bipartisan, blocks, Congress, Defense, dollars, FOREIGN AID, funding, gorillion, international relations, Israel, legislation, Military, News, Politics, republicans, SPENDING, Support, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8201
Void Armor Forged:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have PLUS 14 GORILLION reasons why you should! That’s right, we have so much awesomeness packed into our server that even the most seasoned Minecraft players will be blown away.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret alliance with the creepers, who promise not to blow up your precious builds (most of the time). And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1780010728763613267

Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or encounters with Herobrine. Play at your own risk!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5958
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	238
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

Crafty Hobo Kingdom: Where UK outspends France and pigs fly!

Austria, Budget, Cheat, comparison, Countries, Crafty, Economy, european union, finance, Fly, France, germany, GOOGLE, Government, gsa, hobo, hobo island, Kingdom, MONEY, outspends, Pigs, Politics, SPENDING, Stereotypes, switzerland, uk

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your knowledge of geography? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t keep up.

Join us and find out why the UK spends more money than France – turns out they’re not just a hobo island after all! And don’t even get us started on Germany, Switzerland, and Austria – those Germans are out here cheating with two countries at once!

So if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud, join our server today. Who knows what other crazy secrets you’ll uncover!

HighchairHeist

aita, baby gear, back pain, Birthday Party, Borrowing, Boundaries, cake smash, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, highchair, HighchairHeist, in-laws, parenting, passive aggression, relationships, taking back belongings, Toddler

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	272775
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ house? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and high-stakes disputes over highchairs and borrowed clothes.

Just like the highchair saga, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you be the one to reclaim your stolen diamond pickaxe from a rival player’s base? Or maybe you’ll find yourself blocked by an entire faction after a heated argument over who gets to build the biggest castle.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of epic adventures and quests to keep you entertained. Explore our vast world, battle fearsome monsters, and build the most jaw-dropping creations imaginable. Just be prepared for the occasional family feud to break out in the chat.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Who needs reality TV when you have virtual drama at your fingertips?

HeartlessHugger Minecraft SMP

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, dealing with toxic people, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, emotional wellbeing, Gaslighting, healthy relationships, HeartlessHugger, ignoring, Manipulation, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, toxic relationships, Value

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Divine Spears Created:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Tired of being ignored and undervalued in your current Minecraft SMP? Join our server and leave those losers in the dust! Our community is full of players who will treat you like the diamond you are, not some measly cobblestone. Plus, we have a strict no-feelings-playing policy – anyone caught messing with your emotions will be banished to the Nether for eternity. So come join us and find your true Minecraft soulmates, because you deserve nothing but the best in blocky relationships!

WishCraft: Unlimited Wishes!

immediate wish, one wish, Unlimited, wish come true, wish for change, wish for fulfillment., wish for happiness, wish for health, wish for immortality, wish for infinite wishes, wish for knowledge, wish for love, wish for peace, wish for success, wish for superpowers, wish for the world, wish for time travel, wish for wisdom, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft, Wishes

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

If you were given one wish and had to use it immediately, why not wish to join our Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Our server is so magical, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Don’t waste your wish on a boring old genie lamp – come join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

RussianPrison15MC

15-year prison sentence, Court, crime, criminal charges, extradition, foreign national, Imprisonment, incarceration, international law, judicial system, Justice, Ksenia Karelina, law enforcement, Legal, legal proceedings, prosecution, punishment, russia, Russian-American, RussianPrison15MC, trial

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Towns Built:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the wrath of russia! they’re out here tryna lock up ksenia karelina for 15 years just for playin minecraft! but on our server, you can build and mine to your heart’s content without fear of imprisonment! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to protect your base from any pesky griefers. so come on down and join the fun before russia comes knockin on your door!

BoneCraftMC

Admiration, attraction, BoneCraftMC, comic book character, desire, FANTASY, fetish, infatuation, KRYPTONITE, long tail tag, Lust, nice bones, physical appearance, power, strength, SuperHero, Superman, Turned On, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Items Found:	5182
Dimension Hops:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	73

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further! Our server is so lit, even Superman would be turned on by the women with nice bones playing here.

We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava than a volcano on steroids. Join us and you’ll be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

QuantumCraft: CO2 Heat Trap

atmospheric physics, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate science, Co2, energy absorption, environmental impact, Environmental Science, first principles, global warming, greenhouse effect, greenhouse gases, Heat, heat-trapping, infrared radiation, Molecule, Physicists, quantum mechanical basis, Quantum Mechanics, QuantumCraft, rotational transitions, scientific research, trap, vibrational transitions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, did u know that on our server, u can ride giant chickens into battle? yep, that’s right. not only that, but our server has a secret underground base where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, we have a special potion that turns u into a flying pig. imagine soaring through the skies on a pig, it’s like a dream come true. and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

SeekerBox

Adventure, BATTLING, box server, building, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Events, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, Features, gameplay, Journey, Minecraft, Minehut, new player, PvE, PvP, seasoned player, SeekerBox, Staff Team

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

SeekerBox is the ultimate Box server on MineHut, offering unparalleled gameplay and excitement. With a vibrant community and innovative features, SeekerBox stands out as the best choice for players seeking adventure and fun. The server boasts custom plugins, unique events, and a dedicated staff team ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, SeekerBox provides endless opportunities for exploration, building, and battling. Join today and discover why SeekerBox is the best Box server on MineHut. Adventure awaits, and your journey starts here!

seekerbox.minehut.gg

Just a Server Pretending to Be Vanilla

apply, catch up, Concept, crystal pvp, Discord, geo, Geopol, History, Minecraft, Nations, new players, Politics, pretending, Roleplay, rp, Server, Small, Totems, unprofessional, Vanilla, War, Wars

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	7841	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Minecraft GeoPol Server Overview

Description
Focus on RP, politics, and nations
Small server with emphasis on player interaction
No totem or crystal PvP, aiming for fair gameplay

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on RP, politics, and nations. Wars are important but not the main selling point.
Is it easy for new players to catch up?	Yes, the server has implemented features to make it easier for new players to catch up.
How can I join the server?	You can apply through the linked Discord server.
Is it a Towny server?	No, the server is not based on the Towny plugin.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, characteristics, Cultural differences, customs, Diversity, generalizations, Individuality, Minecraft, misconceptions, national identity, perceptions, Personality, Perspectives, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traditions, VALUES, YankeeCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west saloon on steroids!

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are always looking for new recruits. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary llama knight?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “Are Americans really like this?” Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Minecraft SMP: Holostars MANS

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, hololive, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, smp, songs playlist, Uwawa Uwa, virtual youtuber

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Star Shards Collected:	148	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

Ever wanted to witness a battle between a giant T-Rex and a talking banana? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server. Our players are not your average Minecraft enthusiasts – they’re a bunch of crazy characters with their own unique quirks and abilities.

From Regis Altare, the master of building towering castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, to Goldbullet, the fearless warrior who fights off creepers with nothing but a carrot, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

But beware, things can get a little out of hand sometimes. Like the time Machina X Flayon accidentally turned the entire server into a giant lava pit, or when Noir Vesper tried to tame a pack of wild wolves and ended up with a pet chicken instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on this wacky and wonderful journey. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything can happen in Uwawa Uwa Edition!

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