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  • "Minecraft Server: Block Party Bash!"

    "Minecraft Server: Block Party Bash!"

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    ๐ŸŒˆ Welcome to the Mind-Bending Minescape of Doom! ๐ŸŒช๏ธ

    Strap in your eyeballs and twist your toenails because this ain’t no ordinary Minecraft server! This is a swirling chaos of blocks and bocks, a carnival of madness where the laws of physics are merely suggestions and your rationality will take a vacation without you! If you thought you knew Minecraft, think again โ€“ weโ€™re diving headfirst into the pixelated abyss!

    ๐Ÿ’ฅ Server Features That Defy Explanation! ๐Ÿ’€

    FeatureDescription
    ๐Ÿ• Random Pizza SpawnerBuild your home, but beware! Pizzas appear and dance like angry wolves every full moon.
    ๐Ÿ”ฎ The Shimmering VoidA mysterious portal that leads to other serverโ€™s bugs (and possibly your exโ€™s house).
    ๐ŸŒŒ Infinite CreepersIf you ever wanted to be swarmed without the satisfaction of snacks, this is your chance!
    ๐Ÿฆ„ Unicorns of DespairThey poop glitter and whisper sweet nothings while plotting your demise. Caution advised!
    ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ Zombie Karaoke NightWatch your friendsโ€™ faces melt as zombies belt out top 20 hits from the 1800s!

    ๐ŸŒช๏ธ Player Reviews (Context? What Context?) ๐ŸŒŠ

    โ€œI went in for a slice of bread, came out with a ferret named Gary. 10/10 would ferret again!โ€

    โ€œNot even the spiders knew how to escape. Love it?โ€

    โ€œWhy does the moon follow me?! Is it angry?!โ€

    โ€œI built a castle, and the buffet was infinite. My castle was also a buffet. Bye reality!โ€

    โ€œHelp, my pet rock insists on running for presidency! What do I do?โ€

    ๐Ÿšจ Important Warning! ๐Ÿšจ

    If you hear the sounds of laughter echoing from the void, it means you’re in the wrong dimension. Please consult a time-traveling elder or a friendly cactus if you need to escape! But heed this: the cactus may become sentient. And if it’s humming your favorite tune, the end of days may be nigh. Seriously, check your shoelaces for worms!

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  • Couch Potato vs. Car Enthusiast

    Couch Potato vs. Car Enthusiast

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    The Couch of Cosmic Chaos: Join the Uncanny Realm of Blocky Excess!

    Welcome to CouchCraft: The Overstuffed Chronicles, where your pixelated dreams clash with absurd realities and all things plush turn into pandemonium! The moment you step into our twisted server, youโ€™ll realize this isnโ€™t just another place to mine for dirt and slay creepersโ€”this is a realm of existential dread wrapped in fabric (and maybe some dubious stitching).

    Prepare for the Improbable Gates of Luxury

    Weโ€™ve tapped into the very fabric of the universe (quite literally) to bring you features that bend the very essence of Minecraft. Earn your right to lounge in the Fabled 4K Couch, a plush behemoth that even the most ludicrous hogs of wealth would envy. But bewareโ€”sitting in this couch might unlock secret dimensions of social etiquette that could turn your best friends into apathetic shadows of their former selves!

    • Custom-Crafted Seats of Influence: Each player receives a bespoke seat at this grand table of chaos. Expect your agreements to be subtly twisted by the Cosmic Couch.
    • Couch Jealousy Power-Up: Jealous players can gain temporary speed boosts after witnessing their friendsโ€™ extravagant purchases. Become a couch-comforted envious specter!
    • Celebration Conundrums: Post-purchase parties might just conjure reactions from friends that your wildest expectations could never prepare you for. Will their applause soothe your ego or shrivel your spirit?

    Couch-ception: The Players Behind the Curtain

    So who are we, really? Weโ€™re just a bunch of players trying to navigate the tangled mess of extravagant purchases and lurking resentment. Players are drawn from the depths of the internet to join the CouchClique, where ridiculousness knows no bounds, and your past mistakes in buying IKEA furniture echo in the infinite void!

    Testimonials from the Disturbed

    โ€œI donโ€™t know why my friends left me on read, but now my in-game villagers also refuse to trade. Is it the couch? Or just my life choices?โ€ โ€“ DisenchantedPlayer27

    โ€œI didnโ€™t even realize I was sitting on a legacy of repossessed wealth until I tried to sit on that couch, and then I saw my bank balance. Send help.โ€ โ€“ CouchPotatoCrisis

    Frequently Explosive Questions (FEQ)

    • Is this server real? Does reality exist within the confines of your old Walmart couch? If you donโ€™t think deeply about this, it might erupt into a paradox.

    • Why are we obsessed with couches? Ask your best friends. They may be more honest than you thinkโ€ฆ even if thatโ€™s a pessimistic void where love and support once thrived.

    • Can I upgrade my character like I upgrade my furniture? Well, maybe. Just donโ€™t be surprised if your friends become resentful spirits haunting the land of Minecraftia every time you craft a diamond sword.

    Hidden Features You Didnโ€™t Expect

    In our couch-laden utopia lies a trove of secrets so far off-the-wall, youโ€™d think we were living in a reality bend similar to your friendโ€™s financial delusions:

    • The Repossession Zone: Enter if you dare! Nano-particles of sadness lurk near every forgotten pixelโ€”a testament to what was lost.

    • Whimsical Wealth Rifts: Here, buy a diamond with the โ€œcurrency of resentmentโ€! Every time a friend looks at you sideways, coins will emit from thin air!

    • Conspiratorial Lore: It is said the Couch of Cosmic Chaos once belonged to The Great Repossessorโ€”a mythical figure, half creature, half couch, who now takes residence in your friend’s heart, mocking their choices.

    Join Usโ€”at Your Own Risk!

    Can you navigate the treacherous elegance of CouchCraft? Will you rise from the ashes of your friendsโ€™ jealous rants, or will you find yourself trapped within the abyss of discounted home furnishings?

    Join CouchCraft todayโ€”because one does not simply buy a couch; one crushes the very spirit of their friends within the eerie, blissful embrace of pixelated denial.

    Now, proceed, dear player. Your destiny awaits; just remember, every couch has its priceโ€ฆ and so do friendships!

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  • "Minecraft SMP: Cash in the Lava"

    "Minecraft SMP: Cash in the Lava"

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    ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŒ Hey all you blocky-brained, diamond-loving peeps! Are you tired of your boring ol’ vanilla Minecraft life? Are your cows looking at you funny? ๐Ÿค” Well, have I got the place for you! Join the craziest, most chaotic SMP this side of the End Portal! ๐Ÿ‘พโœจ

    Picture this: Last week, I was building a majestic castle made entirely out of obsidian ๐Ÿฐ, right? But then, BOOM! Out of nowhere, a herd of trained llamas ๐Ÿฆ™ with laser eyes attacked and stole my snack stash! That’s right โ€” SNACKS! I was left with nothing but popcorn kernels! And guess what? You can only get popcorn from the secret skyland where only the elite of the elite can go. Which, coincidentally, you can join by simply sacrificing a diamond pickaxe to the Great Creeper in the Nether. Trust me, itโ€™s totally worth it for the popcorn. ๐Ÿฟ

    And then thereโ€™s Steve the potato. Long story short, he used to be a regular Minecraft villager until he got cursed by a witch who was actually a professional potato farmer in disguise (donโ€™t ask, long story). Now heโ€™s our townโ€™s unofficial mayor and holds weekly karaoke nights where the theme is โ€œMost Awkward Animal Soundsโ€ ๐Ÿฆ“๐Ÿข. Last time, I belted out โ€œMOOSE ON THE LOOSHโ€ and earned a solid 47 eggs as a reward. I mean, who doesnโ€™t want eggs, amirite?

    But wait, thereโ€™s more! Join our wacky band of blockheads and you might run into the legendary Squidward who still owes me two emeralds for last weekโ€™s pizza party in the End dimension. ๐Ÿ• Okay, the pizza was just a bunch of mushrooms on a bedrock plate, but it tasted like victory!

    Not to mention the giant llama races! ๐Ÿ‡ Did I mention that the llamas may or may not be powered by forbidden enchantments? Last time, I tried to ride one, and I flew straight into a cloud of angry endermen! Totally knocked me into next Tuesday, but it was worth it to see them trip over their own feet as I soared gracefully through the air like a majestic potato!

    Still not sold? We have monthly โ€œFetch Nightโ€ where we throw diamonds into a river and see which poor soul jumps in first to get them, only to be attacked by pufferfish. Itโ€™s like Minecraft but with a dash of โ€œwhat were you thinking?โ€ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    So come on down, dive headfirst into the nonsense, and find out why joining this Minecraft SMP will be the best decision youโ€™ll make today (after buying that 99.99% off magical llama whistle you saw on eBay, of course). If youโ€™re still skeptical, just remember: if you arenโ€™t laughing at YOURSELF while mining for diamonds, are you really even playing Minecraft? ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ”ฅ

    Join now, or forever miss out on eternal llama chaos! Itโ€™s time to make some epic fails together! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฃ

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  • MoneyMomsGoneWildMinecraft

    MoneyMomsGoneWildMinecraft

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    Welcome to The Great Financial Abyss: A Realm of Whimsical Chaos!

    Step right up! Are you ready to delve into a dimension where familial bonds are strained like a spiderโ€™s silk in the unrelenting winds of existential dread? Welcome to our Minecraft Realm, where the payment for your adventure might very well be your sanity!


    ๐ŸŒŒ Enter the Theme Park Dimension of Unending Confusion

    Here, the lines between reality and whimsy blur like the edges of your favorite childhood drawing. Everything you thought you knew about family outings is crumpled and thrown into the ender portal! Join an expedition that could lead to enlightenment or utter madnessโ€”though weโ€™re not quite sure which one it’ll be today!

    Free entry?! Just pay with your immortal soul (and a moderate dose of financial paranoia)!

    ๐Ÿงจ Features of The Great Financial Abyss:

    FeatureDescription
    Mystical Tickets of DeceptionFree for some; only $19.99 if you ask your mother nicely!
    The Abyssal Cabin RetreatA place where anger and bickering echo through the night!
    Gasoline-fueled Argument ArenaWitness epic showdowns about budget while dodging creepers!
    The Monetary RollercoasterFeel the twists of emotions as you question your life choices!

    ๐Ÿ“œ Testimonials from Our Lamenting Adventurers:

    "I never thought a simple outing could lead to so much unpredictability! Itโ€™s like navigating through the Nether without any armor!" โ€“ ConfusedTraveler23

    "Are we really save? Or just borrowing time until the next family conundrum?" โ€“ DoomedNarrator42

    ๐Ÿ’ฐ The Absurd Conspiracy Behind the Realm:

    Legend has it that a family member once had a breakdown over groceries that were "too lavish," leading to the incantation of The Great Financial Abyss. Those who enter must face not only their fears of bankruptcy but also a series of difficult decisionsโ€”like why exactly theyโ€™re in a cabin behind an amusement park in the first place. Conspiracies run wild here!

    The government won’t tell you this, but there are actually ten different mysteries tied to your mom’s spending habits!

    ๐Ÿ”ฎ FAQ: Not That Youโ€™ll Get Any Answers

    • Q: Is it okay to tell your mother not to go? A: Why would you even do that? Sheโ€™s a free spirit in a red-hot financial meltdown!

    • Q: Can I borrow money for food? A: Only if you promise to leave behind half of your dignity and all of your self-confidence!

    โš ๏ธ Caution: Join at Your Own Peril!

    Unearth potentially traumatic revelations about your own familial ties! Dare to face the consequences of your decisions amidst the tension of this chaotic dimension where free tickets lead to costly lessons!


    ๐Ÿ“œ Your Call to Adventure:

    Join us now! But be warned: once you step beyond the threshold, thereโ€™s no turning back. Will you risk everything for a โ€œfunโ€ day out with your family? Or will you flee to the relative safety of the lonely plains? The choice is yours, but rememberโ€”the abyss is always hungry, and it may soon come knocking at your door!

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  • SassySavings Minecraft Server

    SassySavings Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where money grows on trees! Join us and experience the thrill of spending like there’s no tomorrow, just like the OP’s mom.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual mansion with unlimited funds, just like OP’s mom does in real life. Don’t worry about running out of money, because here, the sky’s the limit! And if you ever find yourself short on cash, just ask your fellow players for a loan, just like OP’s dad does from their siblings.

    Join us now and experience the drama and turmoil of a dysfunctional family, all while building epic structures and exploring new worlds in Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you have this server to escape to? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • CraftyCashCow

    CraftyCashCow

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    Are you tired of wasting your money on boring stuff like clothes or food? Well, why not spend it on joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers – they can do the moonwalk like you’ve never seen before! So forget about buying that new pair of shoes, come join us and let your virtual adventures begin!

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  • No More Childish Cash

    No More Childish Cash

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    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

    And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

    Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

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  • PaybackCraft

    PaybackCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your irresponsible friends like Sarah? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and most importantly, no one borrowing money from you!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without worrying about unpaid debts. And the best part? We don’t charge interest on any loans you may take out in the game!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave Sarah and her money troubles behind. Trust us, the only crisis you’ll face here is deciding which enchanted sword to wield next!

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  • CraftyCashCrew

    CraftyCashCrew

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    Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just a noob? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for ballers who make over 100K a year! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our server is like a virtual playground for the rich and fabulous.

    Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for gold bars and rare designer items. And forget about building basic houses, on our server, you’ll be constructing mansions with diamond-encrusted walls and golden roofs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to exclusive events like yacht parties, private jet races, and even a virtual stock market where you can invest your in-game riches.

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your virtual wealth, join our server now and let the money-making fun begin!

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  • NoCashForH8rsMC

    NoCashForH8rsMC

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    Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

    Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

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  • ServerHoppers

    ServerHoppers

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    Survival server with bigger villagers, random structures in the overworld and the End. No griefing and you can claim a piece of land

    ServerHoppers.wisemc.eu:25595

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  • Nomisma

    Nomisma

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameNomisma, mcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival Server
    Key Features
    • Normal mode with up to 70 mobs per player
    • 18 skills with unique abilities
    • Parties/groups with group teleport and XP share
    • /home up to 3
    • Shop and SellGUI
    • Player 2 Player Auction House
    • Multiple types of chat games for prizes
    • Anti X-Ray
    • Large biomes with 1 million block border
    Server Rules
    • No land claims
    • No pay-to-win features
    • Hacks/cheating not allowed
    Compatible ClientsVanilla, Optifine, Lunar
    How to JoinJoin using IP: semianarchy.com Only on Java 1.21.4

    FAQ

    What is the maximum number of mobs per player in Normal mode?

    The maximum number of mobs per player in Normal mode is 70.

    How many skills with unique abilities are available on the server?

    There are 18 skills with unique abilities available on the server.

    Is land claiming allowed on the server?

    No, land claiming is not allowed on the server.

    Are pay-to-win features available on the server?

    No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.

    What versions of Minecraft are compatible with the server?

    The server is only compatible with Java version 1.21.4.

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  • Epic Nexus 5 Craft 1.20.6

    Epic Nexus 5 Craft 1.20.6

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    Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild yagoo appears! That’s right, we have EN5 materialhire her yagoo on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you mine for epic loot, but you can also ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you build a house, a rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

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  • CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of honesty and integrity? Look no further than our server, where lying about emergencies to get out of work is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where the only emergency you’ll be facing is trying to survive the night with creepers lurking around every corner.

    But beware, if you try to pull a Sarah and lie about needing time off for a concert, you’ll face consequences worse than a horde of angry zombies. Our community values honesty above all else, so come join us for a server experience like no other. Just remember, honesty is the best policy, especially when it comes to saving your spot in the virtual world!

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  • BdayBashNoSisGifts

    BdayBashNoSisGifts

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    So, get this – my aunt is like the ultimate gift-giving ninja. Last year, she gave my step sister EIGHT presents at MY birthday party. Can you believe it? I mean, I thought it was a mistake at first, but turns out she did it on purpose so my step sister wouldn’t feel left out. Like, what even is that logic? Anyway, this year I straight up told her to chill with the presents, because it was kinda weird and made me feel some type of way. Stay tuned for the next episode of “Auntie Gift Drama” at my birthday party. Who knows what crazy antics she’ll pull next! Join our Minecraft server for more family drama and unexpected plot twists – trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

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  • ConstitutionCraft

    ConstitutionCraft

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    Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server where we have our own crazy constitution that allows for all sorts of shenanigans! Our far right parties are actually just villagers who love to throw wild parties in the town square. Come join the fun and see if you can become the mayor of our wacky world! Who needs real life politics when you can have a blast in our virtual realm? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Bowie’s Blocky Adventure

    Bowie’s Blocky Adventure

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    join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens in a quest to find the legendary diamond banana! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. our staff are all trained by ninja turtles and we have a special potion that turns u into a unicorn for 24 hours. come join the fun and see why David Bowie never had a serious head injury on our server!

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  • Magnolia Survival

    Magnolia Survival

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    Welcome to Magnolia Survival! We have friendly staff and community, where you can build your master piece in survival. You have the option to protect it using land claims, so you can show it off to friends and players without the fear of it being blown up. This is not a hand out server, so you will be working for everything you have. NO map resets. We are currently whitelisted as we are just in the start up phases.

    Magnolia-Survival.com

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  • DeserayMC

    DeserayMC

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    DeserayMC Is a New UPCOMIMG Minecraft server we have loads of things like economy , earth map come join

    92.222.138.215

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  • TownThrive

    TownThrive

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature/PluginDescription
    Custom World Generation and StructuresUnique world generation and structures for added gameplay
    VanillaTweaksEnhancements to the vanilla gameplay experience
    TownyCreate and manage your own towns
    EconomyEconomic system for trading and transactions
    SquareMapInteractive map for navigation and exploration
    GeyserAllows Bedrock players to join Java servers
    CannonsBuild and use cannons for defense or offense
    MovecraftCreate custom vehicles and aircraft for transportation
    BreweryBrew your own custom potions with this plugin
    SimpleVCEasy voice chat integration for players

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: No, our server is non-pay-to-win, and all players have equal opportunities to enjoy the gameplay.

    Q: Are griefing and cheating allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server, and offenders will be banned.

    Q: Can I create my own town on the server?

    A: Yes, you can create and manage your own town using the Towny plugin.

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