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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3737 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 2727 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 472 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
so, like, u know when u try to spell embarrassing and u just cant? well, that’s how u feel when u dont join this amazin minecraft server. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. like, seriously, it’s wild.
also, our admin once built a castle made entirely out of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. it was so stinky but also kinda delicious.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, u gotta solve a riddle to get in and it’s super hard. but once u do, u’ll be swimmin in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, what are u waitin for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
