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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4728 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Votes: | 5619 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.