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BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Votes:	5149	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

apple watch, Boyfriend, ChunkCraft, Comment, double date, FITNESS, Friend, ghosted, healthy lifestyle, LASAGNA, Lifestyle, Minecraft, OFFENDED, opinion, overweight, Rude, Running, sedentary, Server, Training, UNCOMFORTABLE, weightlifting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Items Found:	6764	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ores Mined:	790
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	191	Chimeras Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Items Found:	3144
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Farms Harvested:	444	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Votes:	7711	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!