SpeedyScanCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpeedyScanCraft

anger, anxiety, cashier, cleaning supplies, compassion, customer service, disability, dollar tree, groceries, Hurry, husband, Hyperventilating, Karen, mental illness, Panic, panic attack, Rude, screaming, shopping, SpeedyScanCraft, unfazed

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mines Excavated:	2493
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	717754	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

Boomer Minecraft SMP Player

30 year old, alts, Amerimutt, bank account, Bitcoin, boomer, cryptocurrency, ETH, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, House, Investments, Minecraft, player, real estate, rentoid, retiré, Retirement, retirement account, retirement planning, savings, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

#Penance, AK x Sanrio Collab, akg, Almond, Anchor in the Deep, arknights, Arknights General, Ashlock, aurora, BlockyCraft, Cantabile, database, Ebenholz, Erato, Exodus From The Pale Sea, Fartooth, Firewhahistle, Gladiia, Global, gnosis, Goldenglow, Grain Buds, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Harmonie, Icefield Messenger, jp, Kjera, KR, LEE, Lessing, Lone Trail, Lucilla, Lunacub, Melanite, Minecraft, paprika, Path of Life, puzzle, Qanipalaat, RAY, Resources, Rosesalt, Saga, Server, Shalem, Silence The Paradigmatic, tecno, tequila, Thorns The Lodestar, Tsukinogi, typhon, U-Official, Ulpianus, underflow, Viviana, Website, Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	272612	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runes Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wolves to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got exclusive skins like “Silence The Paradigmatic” and “Exodus From The Pale Sea” that will make your friends green with envy. Plus, our upcoming AK x Sanrio Collab event will have you squealing with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Creeper ambush). Join now and become the master of your own pixelated universe!

The Disappearing Taxos Minecraft SMP

disappear, disappearing, financial fraud, government corruption, legal loopholes, Minecraft, smp, tax avoidance strategies, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion laws, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion schemes, tax fraud consequences, tax fraud investigation, tax fraud laws, tax fraud penalties, tax fraud schemes, TAXES, Taxos

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to TAXOS DISAPPEAROS, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into dirt just for laughs!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the base is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance a zombie pigman? Join TAXOS DISAPPEAROS and find out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheep Unicorn. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Rainbow Sheep Unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join TAXOS DISAPPEAROS today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they might just steal your socks when you’re not looking.

What is the IP for Gigi Murin Ch. hololive-EN Minecraft Server?

GIGI, HololiveEN, Minecraft, Murin, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Gigi Murin is a virtual YouTuber and member of the popular VTuber group Hololive EN. Known for her cheerful personality and love for gaming, Gigi entertains her audience with a variety of content, including gameplay videos, live streams, and virtual events. Her energetic presence and infectious enthusiasm have earned her a dedicated fan base within the VTuber community.

♣CHERRYMINE♣ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Active, Adventure, Cheats, CherryMine, Community, Creative, Custom, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Free Admin, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, No Registration, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cherrymine.mc-mods.xyz

Classy Craft Minecraft Server

ask her out, car ride, CLASSY, College Classmate, college romance, college student, confusion, Craft, DATING, developing feelings, drive me home, feelings, girl in class, hang out, HEARTBREAK, kiss, Minecraft, mixed signals, PANICKED.., rejection, relationships, Server, text message, Waiting

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	244	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

>be me, Minecraft enthusiast >join this epic Minecraft server >meet a player in game, we hit it off >build a virtual house together, it’s lit >start developing feelings, I really like this player >decide to ask them to be my Minecraft partner >we’re mining diamonds together, having a blast >finally ask them to be my Minecraft soulmate >they say yes, we celebrate with a virtual kiss >1 week later get a message saying “I don’t swing that way in Minecraft” and that they panicked while crafting a diamond sword

Join our Minecraft server for unexpected twists and turns in the game of love! You never know what crazy relationships you’ll form in our pixelated world.

Pixelated Anime Minecraft SMP

ai generated, animation, Anime, anime creation., anime making, Artificial Intelligence, creativity, digital art, Entertainment, EsotericCofe, Excited, Future, imagination, Impressive.., innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, OpenAI Sora tool, pixelated, smp, Sora tool, storytelling, Technology

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5647	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Hey there fellow gamers, have you ever dreamed of creating your own anime in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Our world is so impressive, it’ll make you want to scream “SENPAI NOTICE ME” to all the mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate anime protagonist?

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few creeper explosions. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Pixel Pimps Minecraft Server

commercial sexual exploitation, criminal exploitation, Exploitation, illegal activities, marginalized youth, Media portrayal, Minecraft, pimps, PIXEL, poster girl, Server, sex trafficking, sexual abuse, sexual exploitation, societal expectations, societal pressures, teenage girls, teenage prostitution, teenage sex workers, Trauma, underage prostitution, underage sex work, victim blaming, vulnerable youth

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the backstory of our poster girl, who definitely did NOT become the poster girl for teenage prostitution because she was a master builder with a knack for creating intricate redstone contraptions. Nope, she definitely didn’t gain her fame by building the most epic strip club in all of Minecraft. But hey, if you want to join our server and see what other crazy shenanigans you can get into, come on over! Just watch out for creepers…and I’m not talking about the ones in the game. 😉

Unironically Good Minecraft SMP

Good, Minecraft, smp, Unironically

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mines Excavated:	3166	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	61
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so unironically good that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun!

Join us for epic adventures filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time we pranked our friend by filling their house with chickens or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And let’s not forget about the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unironically good that even the creepers have stopped exploding out of sheer awe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness we’re up to.

So if you’re ready to experience the most unironically good Minecraft SMP of your life, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining.

Blocky Bathroom Break Minecraft Server

advice, awkward situation, bathroom, blocky, Break, Etiquette, Facilities, funny, gender-specific, humor, lavatory, Male, man, men’s restroom, men’s room, Minecraft, public restroom, restroom, Richard, Server, social norms, suggestion, use the restroom, washroom

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Divine Spears Created:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player named Richard who just wanted to use the men’s room in peace. But little did he know, our server had transformed the men’s room into a magical portal to a land of endless fun and adventure! Richard found himself in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly little creatures who just wanted to give hugs.

Join our server and you too can experience the madness and mayhem that Richard did! Build a castle made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just remember one thing: always use the men’s room, Richard. You never know what kind of crazy adventure it might lead you on!