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SpeedyData Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, car brands, car manufacturers, collecting data, consumer information, Data Analytics, data collection, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data sharing, data sharing practices, data tracking, data usage, driver data, information sharing, Minecraft, privacy concerns, Server, sharing data, SpeedyData, Technology, third parties

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Votes:	7082
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	4844
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Enchantments Applied:	232
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	1751
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1245	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.