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Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 196136366 LOLz Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

2. We have a secret underground city on our server where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit while fighting. Trust us, it’s hilarious.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the rainbow unicorn. If you can find and tame one of these beauties, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

4. We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of Minecraft hide and seek. The twist? The seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Good luck hiding!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always beware of the llama overlords.

CraftyCraic – Where Pixels Party!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4909
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server for fans of indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because we are the VIPs of the virtual world, the cream of the crop, the elite of the elite! We may be outnumbered by the 2views peasants, but we stand tall with our favorite streamers who are killing it on Twitch and YouTube.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Of course you can! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let me tell you, the competition is fierce. We’ve got virtual ties, non-English streamers dominating, and even a corpo or two trying to sneak their way in. But hey, as long as they play by our rules, they’re cool.

But wait, there’s more! Need some Twitch clips to spice up your day? We got you covered. Want to archive all those epic VODs? We’ve got a guide for that. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. We’ve got birthdays to celebrate, official boorus to browse, and even some ducks for good measure. And remember, on this server, we’re not just players, we’re legends. So grab your diamond sword and get ready to conquer the virtual world with us!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzville: Where You’re the Best ‘Other’ Player! Join Now!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4812	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat. The chicken challenged them to a dance-off and the player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Dance Champion. From that day on, they were known as the most fabulous player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DepressCraft: Where even the creepers have therapy sessions!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5591	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Love Letters Sent:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Votes:	7597

Are you tired of all the fancy new updates and complicated gameplay of modern Minecraft servers? Do you long for the good old days of simple blocky graphics and basic survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and travel back in time to 2010-2014, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the creepers were scarier. Build your dirt huts, mine for diamonds, and punch trees like it’s the good ol’ days.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret time machine that lets you visit other eras of Minecraft history. Want to experience the chaos of the infamous “Hunger Games” servers? Or maybe you’re feeling nostalgic for the days of “Skyblock” and “Factions”? We’ve got it all!

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the nostalgia – those old school skeletons hit hard!

SanicCraft – Gotta Go Fast on this Hedgehog Fueled Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Join us for a wild ride through all things Sonic, from Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to the Year of Shadow in 2024. We’ve got leaked Sonic Toy Parties, Knuckles Series trailers, and even an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming IDW releases, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will change your life, and a Pixel World where you can create your own Sonic masterpieces.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of Sonic fans this dedicated and this insane? We’ve got Sonic comic scans, OC info, and even a booru for all your Sonic needs. Plus, our cytube is always bumping with Sonic tunes and videos.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join the Sonic the Hedgehog General server today and let the chaos begin!

VibeCraft: Where We Just Vibe and Forget About the Drama!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ores Mined:	8322	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about just vibing! We’ve got dancing pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a llama riding competition? So come on, join us and remember to always just vibe, baby!

Crafty McCraftface: Let’s Get Blocky!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9390	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate using only chicken noises. That’s right, forget typing in chat or using voice chat, on our server, it’s all about clucking your way to victory!

But that’s not all, our server also has a special “gravity-defying” feature where you can build upside down and sideways without any limitations. Want to create a floating castle in the sky? Go for it! Want to build an underground city that defies all laws of physics? Why not!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “unicorn pig” roaming the server. This mythical creature is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who befriend it, so keep an eye out for its sparkly rainbow trail!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos and laughter that awaits you!

CraftyHubs: Where grief is mined for diamonds and laughter is the ultimate loot!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a place to escape the harsh realities of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my husband lost his job and started acting like a completely different person.

On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or will you uncover a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry zombies? Just like how my husband surprised me with his sudden emotional breakdown, our server will keep you on your toes at all times.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of uncertainty and the excitement of the unknown, just like when my husband confessed his deepest fears and insecurities to me? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed!

Pajeet’s Latinx Lair: Where Cultures Clash in the World of Blocks!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9295	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Farms Harvested:	547	Mines Excavated:	1209
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of pajeets giving brown guys a bad name? Come join our Minecraft server where Latinx guys can finally reclaim their reputation from those pesky pajeets! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and show the world that Latinx guys are the true kings of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret power to make pajeets disappear from the game forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those pajeets who’s boss!

Blocky Cringeville: Where Minecraft Memes Come to Life!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Potions Brewed:	122	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, llamas! And not just any llamas, these llamas have won multiple awards for their building skills and PvP expertise.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llamas, then maybe reconsider).